Lines You'll Never Hear

[Darkened Angel]

Siren: ( to her prisoners ) And now, to deal with you... Mmhmhmhmhm...

( short while later )

Prisoner 1: MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!
Prisoner 2: The horror...

( on the holonet, a Jedi Shadow is shown on a stage )

Pash: * singing * My Wookiee lies over the ocean. My Wookiee lies over the sea.  

[Darkened Angel]

Palpatine: Vader, we need more tools to help build this Death Star. Go down to the hardware store and get some, will you?
Vader: Yes, my Master.

( later, at the store, Vader is commed )

Palpatine: What's taking so long? Did you find everything we need?
Vader: I don't know, my Master.
Palpatine: What do you mean you don't know?
Vader: They don't have any durasteel but they have many other things.
Palpatine: Like what?
Vader: http://vaderhardwarestore.ytmnd.com/  

[Derpzilla88]

Sidious: Darth Tyranus. I hope that everything is being prepared for our "special guest".
Dooku: Yes my lord. General Grievous is finishing the job now.
Sidious: Good. I hope that everything will be perfect.
*Dooku finds Grievous in another room tangled up in Christmas lights near a Christmas tree*
Dooku: Quit screwing around with those lights Grievous! Santa will be here any day now to give our master his presents. And if he gets coal again, i'm telling him that it was due to your incompetence with decorating his tree.
Grievous: stare  

[Sol Walker]

Leia: Han! Jacen's turned to the dark side, ursurped power over the Galactic Alliance, and killed Mara Jade!

Han: He means to win Wimbledon!  

[Sol Walker]

Kal Skirata is sitting on the porch of his farm on Mandalore playing a guitar

Skirata: (Singing)
We chased lady luck, 'til we finally struck Bonanza.
With a gun and a rope and a helm full of hope, planted a family tree.
We got hold of a pot of gold, Bonanza.
With a bantha and a saddle, and a range full of cattle, how rich can a fellow be?  

[Sol Walker]

Republic Official: The Republic wants to hire you to eliminate a band of Space Pirates who are weaponizing a rare breed of alien parasites vulerable only to cryrogenic weapons.

Cene Quell: If the pay is good, then I'm your bounty hunter.  

[ElladanKenet]

Death Star Janitor #1- Hey Bob! You'll never guess what I found!

Death Star Janitor #2- *looks up from magazine* What?

DSJ1- *pulls out a lightsaber* Lookie!

DSJ2- Hey, cool! Where'd you find it?!

DSJ1- In the trash compactor.  

[Sol Walker]

Narrator: The Great Empires have risen and fallen. The Republic's grip on mankind has grown weak and arthritic. Dark forces seek to renew forgotten covenants, and primordial beasts reclaim the wilderness. Out of the Outer Rim, a woman emerges - a woman of a barbaric age, whose merciless savagery may be the only key to her survival. They call her Cene!
 

[Des Voh]

Nelo:I'm not wearing underwear today.

Everyone: burning_eyes  

[Sayla-girl]

DA: I'm wearing underwear today.

Everyone: eek  

[Des Voh]

(Thats normal though.)
DA: Is that a thong?
Cale: Yes, and its pink.  

[Sol Walker]

((I thought this was supposed to be Lines you'll NEVER hear. It takes a real man to wear pink.))

Des Voh: Hey guys. I just recruited a bunch of people, designed some awesome Guild holiday activities, and finished then submited my RP Character!!  

[Des Voh]

(You wear pink thongs....oh dear lord...)
Cale:I've joined the Red Cross, and now work as a children's cross guard and volunteer part-time at the Salvation Army.  

[Sol Walker]

(I got it and I flaunt it. cool Also I did do some volunteer work for the Red Cross.)

Des Voh: I'm Lurking, not watching the Guild like a Vulture. I've got a Life.  

[Des Voh]

(We already heard that. And I can back it up as well.)
Cale: I've become a monk, and now live in peace and harmony with all around me. Is there anything I can do for you?