Make up an outrageous lie about the guy above you

[OverlordMMM]

......has (on more than one occasion) crossed the two clubs creating another set of clubs, entitled "I see the green rabbit club" and the "I'm dating fat people".....guess which club she is now head of?.....  

[screwed pixie]

^ has been leading a movement to recognize goths who dress as fat green rabbits............  

[Beatngufan]

^ quit the club after a week of being a member.  

[OverlordMMM]

..joined shortly after pixie left...  

[Beatngufan]

^ joined the zombie club  

[screwed pixie]

^ lusts for zombies.  

[EvFaerAshlynn]

^ ate a zombie once, and contracted the ebola virus.  

[Beatngufan]

^ ate plenty of rats once  

[screwed pixie]

^ sells rat burgers to Ashlynn.  

[Veruniel]

^ prefers her rats buttered on toast.  

[Beatngufan]

^ prefers her rats in fine wine  

[EvFaerAshlynn]

^ Had Lestat's babies en route to the International Space Station.  

[Veruniel]

^ believes she is Claudia.  

[Beatngufan]

^ is louis  

[screwed pixie]

^ secretly wishes to drive a taxi cab in Los Angeles.