Make up an outrageous lie about the guy above you

[OverlordMMM]

^ secretly wishes to drive the Cash Cab......  

[screwed pixie]

^ is trying to get a job driving a school bus.  

[OverlordMMM]

^ is trying get a job as a driving instructor.....  

[Veruniel]

^ has cherished a lifelong ambition to work as a gravedigger.  

[screwed pixie]

^ loves to cuddle up with furry spiders in a corner of the basement.  

[OverlordMMM]

^ loves to stroke her lizard......an iguana named Iago....  

[screwed pixie]

^ ate a cat.  

[OverlordMMM]

^ fed a rat? confused  

[screwed pixie]

^ has a fetish involving duct tape and cabbage..........  

[Beatngufan]

^ killed O.J. Simpson  

[EvFaerAshlynn]

^ ate a chainsaw through her bum last night, then recited "Jabberwocky" in Pig Latin.  

[screwed pixie]

^ gave santa a black eye with her candy cane.  

[RealCaptainRavenBlackwing]

^Sercetly in love with Miley Cyrus  

[OverlordMMM]

......secretly has a crush on George Washington......and blushes anytime she sees a dollar bill....  

[screwed pixie]

^ is afraid of the dark