Lines You'll Never Hear

[Sol Walker]

Darkened Angel

Pash: * yelling as loudly as possible * ATTENTION SITH! I'M HERE TO KILL YOU!

cont.

Pash: LINE UP IN AN ORDELY FASION AND AWAIT YOU TURN TO DIE! THANK YOU!  

[Sol Walker]

Any Mando: Ibice aruetiise cuy dini'la!  

[Nelowulf]

((Somehow, I can almost see this happening under the right circumstances, in spite of it being LYNH))

Ritt: *madly in love with someone* Love is blind, baby.  

[Sol Walker]

((Cene's attempt to "Blend in" with women in a Coreworld society))

Cene: Hey ladies! Isnt having babies and being subjugated by males the best? You know what I like better than killing? Housework!!  

[Des Voh]

(Because we all know how fan girls are)
Obi-Wan: Pimpin' an't easy.  

[Sol Walker]

Cont.

Anakin: Says you!  

[Des Voh]

Cont.

Obi-wan:Because your shameless.

Anakin:... stare  

[Derpzilla88]

Grievous: Ladies and gentalmen of the CIS. I present to you the newest addition to our forces. *pulls blanket cover off an object* Our giant, mutated, pink, marshmallow peeps.
*droids scream as the peeps began devouring them*
GG: Umm... well... your problem now. See ya!
*leaves confrence room and locks all the doors. Bloodcurtling screams can be heard*
Dooku: So? How did it go?
Grievous: I'm sure everything will be fine.  

[Darkened Angel]

C3P0: ...  

[Darkened Angel]

Palpatine: I'M A SCATMAN! Be-de-de-de-dup-dup-be-dup-dup-dup! * break dances *  

[Sol Walker]

Vader: Dear Diary....  

[Des Voh]

(Yoda publishes a Self Help book titled 'The Force and You.')  

[Darkened Angel]

Vader: This is the story of The Little Ewok That Could. Once upon a time...  

[Sol Walker]

Palpanine: You will now witness the power of this fully operational battle station! Frank, Push the button!  

[Darkened Angel]

( just after Order 66 and the formation of the Empire )

Imperial Officer: Lord Vader, since you are a vital witness to the murder of the Jedi as per Order 66, you are to be placed into Imperial Witness Protection, since the few Jedi that survived may attempt to harm you. We've arrange a new identity for you and everything.

( later, at the epic Luke/Vader confrontation )

Vader: No, I am your father.
Luke: No... That's not true. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! No way in Corellia's Nine Hells is my dad named Darth Pantysniffer!
Vader: ... It's a long story.

( a lengthy explanation later )

Luke: No wonder you turned evil.
Vader: So now you understand. I killed my own wife, abandoned my children, killed my former master, and used my own daughter later on as a tool to further the schemes of the Emperor. Perfectly understandable.
Luke: Yeah, and about Leia... We sorta made out.
Vader: WHAT!? That's SICK! GET OUT!
Luke: But I-
Vader: OUT!