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[Vashyyk]

Feronen

*bounds in, gung-ho style, with an M4A1 Assault rifle and begins blastin' anything in sight*

*pulls up a sheet of bullet proof glass in front of his couch* *yawns*  

[Feronen]

Vashyyk

Feronen

*bounds in, gung-ho style, with an M4A1 Assault rifle and begins blastin' anything in sight*

*pulls up a sheet of bullet proof glass in front of his couch* *yawns*

Sorry about that! Hehehehehehehe! I'm prone to destruction! xd  

[Vashyyk]

Feronen

Vashyyk

Feronen

*bounds in, gung-ho style, with an M4A1 Assault rifle and begins blastin' anything in sight*

*pulls up a sheet of bullet proof glass in front of his couch* *yawns*

Sorry about that! Hehehehehehehe! I'm prone to destruction! xd

really, well so am I *tosses 3 armed and live frag grenades over glass at you*  

[Feronen]

AAAAAH! *ducks behind a rock that appears out of nowhere as the grenades blow up. tosses two C-4 charges over the rock that have glue on the bottom of them and detonates them*  

[Vashyyk]

Feronen

AAAAAH! *ducks behind a rock that appears out of nowhere as the grenades blow up. tosses two C-4 charges over the rock that have glue on the bottom of them and detonates them*

*watches the fireworks*  

[Solemn Protector]

*Puts up his everything-proof barrier and starts to drink his tea.  

[Feronen]

*charges out from behind his hiding place with a D. Eagle and a cavalry sword and attack's Vash's hiding spot* WOOZLEFISH!!! (do NOT ask!)  

[Zanzarus]

sorry bout my absence, i was doing hw...  

[Zanzarus]

~pokes at the guild with a stick~  

[Vashyyk]

Feronen

*charges out from behind his hiding place with a D. Eagle and a cavalry sword and attack's Vash's hiding spot* WOOZLEFISH!!! (do NOT ask!)

*watches and yawns*  

[.D I C E.]

http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=59818

Help meh on meh quest! >< heart  

[Zanzarus]

Vashyyk

Feronen

*charges out from behind his hiding place with a D. Eagle and a cavalry sword and attack's Vash's hiding spot* WOOZLEFISH!!! (do NOT ask!)

*watches and yawns*

O_o..  

[Darien_Thread]

Wow, AFG really died down in the few minuets that I was gone  

[Zanzarus]

Darien_Thread

Wow, AFG really died down in the few minuets that I was gone

yeha  

[Feronen]

*had amazingly fallen into a hole that had taken him on a wild trip through an alternate dimension*

The story starts with Feronen landing on his a** in the middle of a girl's dormitory. He stood up, but was promptly sent flying as somebody yelled Naru Punch and Cutting Evil Strike: Second Form. Feronen landed in a nice little area called Tokyo where this big car chase was going on. Deciding to join in the fun, Feronen stole a little kids tricycle and chased on after the suspects. Amazingly, Feronen was keeping pace with the little rice rocket as they sped through the city. Unfortunately, Feronen smacked flat into the back of a commuter bus. Standing back up, he stole the commuter bus with everyone on it. Unfortunately, he didn't know that the bus had a bomb on it that would explode if he went under 60mph. After rejoining the car chase, Feronen managed to catch up with the little rice rocket. As Feronen kept driving, he didn't notice the little person in his way who happened to be a third-year-ronin with geeky lookin' glasses and a turtle on his shoulder. Feronen promptly smacked into him, sending him flying and crashing into the Mercy Tokyo Hospital. The bus finally managed to catch up with the rice rocket and Feronen looked to see who was driving. Apparently it was Mutsumi Otohime, his long lost 7th cousin (twice removed). He then struck up a conversation with her and they talked about random things, such as watermelons and turtles. As they were talking, they managed to kill thousands of zombies that had apparently been the product of the infamous T-Virus. Nemesis had been waiting for them and fired a nice little HEAT rocket that nailed Mutsumi's car and sent her flying back to the Hinatasou. Feronen, however, kept driving and managed to flatten Nemesis into a pancake. Slamming through a wall, the bus managed to break the interdimensional fabric and tore into the Final Fantasy VII realm and managed to keep Aeris from being killed by slamming into Sephiroth in mid air, somehow killing him. The bus crashed and erupted into a ball of fire, killing everyone onboard and a talking cat-plushy. Feronen survived and picked up the masamune. But, seeing as how he had the same trench coat as Sephiroth, everyone mistook him for a Sephiroth with a hair cut and hair dye. So, after going through the rest of the FFVII story line, Feronen managed to kill Cloud by using Pamela Anderson who promptly yiffed him to death. However, Mecha Streisand managed to break through the space-time continuum and come from the South Park realm and intercept meteor. Horrified by what it saw, Meteor ran away, crying and screaming about how it was blinded by the horrible sight that is Barbara Streisand. Aeris, Tifa, and Yuffie then told Cloud that he was a p***y (even though he was dead) and promptly went and married Feronen because they thought he was sexy. After having several children with each woman, Feronen abandoned them, leaving a good 2 trillion gils worth of stuff. Then Feronen returned here to you guys after having to sell his soul for the Cookie of Interdimensional Travel. And now we come to where we are now.