Stupid Question, Stupid Answer Game .-.

[Lost Retort]

because chickens avoid bees. they are afriad of almost anything. we wanted them that way so that we could abuse them.


and for your information i have been taught about the birds and the bees, and i was asking the question about the first people. before there was anyone to reproduce us. i wanted to see which theory people whent along with, god or evolution.


how were the first people made?  

[MystiBlu]

E=mc2


Where's the party?  

[killercloud94]

in front of you.
why is the earth round?  

[MystiBlu]

Cuz they couldnt agree on which triangle to use

What happens if is push this __ button?  

[Joeyfish5]

Why did you blow up my lolcat stores...  

[MystiBlu]

Cuz no one told me what would happen if I pressed it....duh!


If a human has 2 hands and a monkey has 4 hands....what has 3 hands?  

[Kitten254]

a monkey with a broken arm......

what was the real answer to that riddle?  

[hazel843]

Somewhere over there arrow arrow arrow arrow

Where is everyone?  

[Lost Retort]

oh them. they went bunjee jumping without bunjee ropes.




why can cows jump over the moon, but not fly?  

[kizuria]

because the moon people stole there wings.
why is the burger king guy so creepy?  

[hazel843]

because he can see into your soul

Why am I so hot?  

[Joeyfish5]

because i am so fly...

Ooo look is that a bird or a plane?  

[Toastur]

both o.o its a blirne xD

how does superman outrun a bullet o.o  

[kizuria]

the bullet agreed to take a fall for him.
why are pigs called pigs?  

[Joeyfish5]

cuz there fat

why do fat people float