Make up an outrageous lie about the guy above you

[Spooky Wasabi Princess]

^ has eight toes!  

[MediaclCunt]

^ is a Geniophobe.  

[screwed pixie]

^ made out with the Aflack duck.  

[Awesome Akwardness]

^Made out with the Geico Caveman  

[Spooky Wasabi Princess]

^ got rejected for make out with Ellen Degeneres.  

[screwed pixie]

^ rejected Ellen Degeneres' offer to appear on her show.  

[Spooky Wasabi Princess]

^ had a tea party with headless pigeons.  

[screwed pixie]

^ is making some slippers out of pigeon heads  

[Spooky Wasabi Princess]

^ is slipping headphones onto pigeons.  

[Beatngufan]

^ is a Yeti  

[Spooky Wasabi Princess]

^ is a hobo.  

[zz1000zz]

^ is a ho.  

[Beatngufan]

^ is a necrophiliac  

[screwed pixie]

^ sleeps in a coffin  

[Henneth Annun]

^ yells out random phrases in German to people on the street