Lines You'll Never Hear

[Sol Walker]

Scene from Whats Opera, Fett?:

*Boba Fett, out hunting, comes upon a set of Corellian Boot prints*

Boba Fett: Smuggler tracks!

*Trails bootprints to the Mos Eisley Cantina and begins firing randomly into the establishment*

Boba Fett sad Sung while shooting) Kill the smuggler! Kill the smuggler! Kill the smuggler!

*Pan over to surprised Han Solo looking out the side door at Fett*

Han: Kill the smuggler?!

*Pan back to Fett, still blasting enthusiastically*

Fett: Yo-ho-to!! Yo-ho-to!! Yo-ho-*Pauses as he sees Han approach*

Han: O Mandalorian of great fighting stock! Might I inquire to ask, ehh, *Munches a carrot* what's up Doc?

Fett: I'm gonna kill the Smuggler!!

Han: Well bounty hunter that will be quite the task. How will you do it, might I inquire to ask?

Fett: I will do it with my gun and mando helmet!

Han: Your gun and mando helmet?

Fett: Gun and mando helmet!

Han: Mando helmet?

Fett: Mando helmet!

Han: *Cynical aside to audience* Mando helmet.  

[Darkened Angel]

Vader: You son of a b***h!
Luke: Hey! You don't even know my mother.
Vader: I am your father.
Luke: What!?
Vader: And your mother was in fact a total b***h.
Luke: Huh, go figure.  

[Missing00]

Nelo: Hit me up high!
Cale: No.
Nelo: How come that was-
Cale: No high five...Respek knuckles.
*Cale and Nelo tap fists*
Voice: Respek Knuckles!  

[Nelowulf]

*cont*

Somewhere in missing's room...

*nelo walks up and garrotes Missing to death*  

[Missing00]

Missing's ghost: Oh come on that was unessecary.  

[Missing00]

*Palpatine on Endor*
Palpy: *spots an Ewok* Heh heh, this'll be fun. *uses force static and the Ewok fluffs up* Hahahahaha!  

[Darkened Angel]

Leia: The rumors about Han shooting 1st are true. He doesn't have the stamina to hang in there.  

[Sol Walker]

Nakara: Ah yes. There you are, my true apprentice. Truly you are the only being in the galaxy who I can trust, the only being as twisted, evil, and ruthless as myself. Your loyalty is unmatched and your insight uncomparable.

Rubber Ducky: squeek squeek

Nakara: Hmm....your observation is indeed acurate. But I really dont need pants anyway.  

[Ral Roke]

Ritt: Do a Barrel Roll! To do a Barrel Roll push the Z or R button twice.  

[Sol Walker]

Ritt: (Every other minute) Aurora! Get this guy off me!  

[Sol Walker]

Stryder:We need your help, ....uh...yet unnamed starfighter squadron.... Kara Tos has declared war. He's invaded the Tett System and is trying to take over Ankara. Our army alone can't do the job. Hurry, ....you guys....
AND GET YOURSELVES A NAME ALREADY!  

[Nelowulf]

Super star wars smash brothers lineup:

Fox: Aurora
Falco: Ritt
Kirby: Nakara
Roy: Pash
Ganondorf: Karah

You get the picture.  

[Darkened Angel]

Vader: My Master, the young Skywalker is coming.
Palpatine: Don't worry, I've devised the perfect trap for him.
Vader: He has Obi-Wan with him.
Palpatine: ********/>( elsewhere )

Luke: We're almost there!
Obi-Wan: Long way up. Not to worry. * Force Jumps *
Luke: Dammit, why can everyone do Force tricks but me?

( space scene, floating text appears )

Text: And so Luke Skywalker realizes that he sucks balls, because all he has is the scripted victory in the end just because he's the main hero, and that blows a**. THE END. * credits scene *  

[elvisnake2]

Vader: What do you mean, Obi-Wan LET me win? I beat that douchebag fair and square!  

[Missing00]

(Cont.)
Palpy: Im just saying that in the end he just stood there while you just swung your saber, he made you look like a douche.