Make up an outrageous lie about the guy above you

[Beatngufan]

^ yells at random chipmunks  

[master_maji]

^destroys nameless planets with her stare  

[screwed pixie]

^ works in a store specializing in fitting dentures to toothless rodents.  

[Spooky Wasabi Princess]

^ smells socks.  

[master_maji]

^ secretly eats all the "free samples" in sobeys ( i never get any crying )  

[Beatngufan]

^ cheats on all his tests by writing the answers on his desk in pen  

[Spooky Wasabi Princess]

^ listens to The Bee Gees.  

[master_maji]

^ is a part of the Bee Gees  

[Beatngufan]

^ had sex with the Bee Gees  

[master_maji]

^ birthed the Bee Gees and the father was jesus!  

[Spooky Wasabi Princess]

^ is in love with Optimus Prime.  

[Rellik San]

^ Is, in fact Optimus Prime. :O  

[master_maji]

^ had sex with god , but cried after he didn't call back  

[Beatngufan]

^ had sex with santa clause and got mad when santa said that he had been a naughty boy this year  

[master_maji]

(well i am a naughty boy xd )^had sex with barney and baby bop at the same time