Lines You'll Never Hear

[Sol Walker]

Zeltron Girl sad standing beside a knee high pile of slugthrower rounds and throwing knives, Pash's upturned pants in hand) How did he fit all this in these?!  

[Sol Walker]

(War Room on Coruscant)

Mace Windu: Dooku is on the move again. This time he's trying to persuade Rodia to secede from the Republic.

Yoda: Strong warriors, the Rodians are. If to the Confederacy they fall, cripple us it will.

Obi-wan: His machinations must be stopped. Anakin and I will go and put an end to his evil plan.

Palpantine: YOU KNOW NOTHING OF TRUE EVIL! DOOKU IS JUST A PAWN IN MY DIABOLICAL PLOT TO CONQUER THE GALAXY (lightning flashes and thunder booms) MWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!*ahem* I mean I concur. He bad. yep.

Anakin: eek Did anyone else just see that?!

Windu: See what?

Anakin: That! The thunder and lightning and maniacal laughter! The Supreme Chancellor is evil!

Yoda: See nothing I did.

Obi-wan: Hmm, neither did I. Are you alright, Anakin?

Anakin: Palpantine just went through an evil overlord gloat! How could you have missed it?! He had special effects!

Windu: Accusing the Supreme Chancellor of treason? Anakin I think your emotions are clouding your judgement.

Anakin: WTF?! I just saw it with my own eyes!

Yoda: Keep up with that attitude of yours and make master you never will.

Anakin: stressed evil scream

Palpantine: twisted  

[Missing00]

Anakin: *sniff* Ill never make master emo  

[Nelowulf]

During Ritt's and Aurora's Training session...

Aurora: So I'm supposed to stand like this?
Ritt: No, no, no... Like this *comes up behind her and positions her properly*
Aurora: I think your lightsaber is bumping my aft cargo hold.
Ritt: Sorry about that. *moves lightsaber to different spot on belt*

Elsewhere, on Thule....

Calliga: So I'm supposed to stand like this?
Siren: no, no, no... Like this *comes up behind him and positions him properly*
Calliga: I think your Lightsaber is bumping my aft Cargo Hold.
Siren: I don't have a lightsaber...
Calliga: eek  

[Sol Walker]

((Hee hee. Heres one for you KOTOR fans))

Juhani: I vill ask you only vuhnce more... vhere are moose and skvirrel?  

[x-kiri-kun-x]

*cough hack cough* *looks around to the droids* Anyone got a coughdrop?-General Greivous  

[Des Voh]

Padme: Anakin, I'm preggers.
Anakin:....you mean we actually had sex? confused  

[lady_skuld]

Owen: Luke, clean those droids up.
Luke: Yes, Uncle Owen. I've already got them to work on the moisture vaporators.  

[Des Voh]

*After Yoda kills Commander Gree and a scout trooper during Order 66*

Chewbacka:"Bitches be ownd."
Tarfful: "Word"  

[Derpzilla88]

*Lost recording from the Star Destroyer that was persuing the Tantive IV after the opening credits.*
Officer 1: Did you see that? It looked like a bunch of text floating in the middle of space.
Officer 2: That's just a midichlorian cluster.
Officer 1: There aren't any midichlorians in space.
Officer 2: Of course there are. How else do you think we get sound in space?  

[x-kiri-kun-x]

Klord88

*Lost recording from the Star Destroyer that was persuing the Tantive IV after the opening credits.*
Officer 1: Did you see that? It looked like a bunch of text floating in the middle of space.
Officer 2: That's just a midichlorian cluster.
Officer 1: There aren't any midichlorians in space.
Officer 2: Of course there are. How else do you think we get sound in space?

Hahahahahaha!!! Thats funny!!!

Luke: Vader, I am your SON!!
Vader: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!  

[Sol Walker]

Nakara: Gentlemen, from now on you will refer to me by the name Betty. Heh heh heh.

Shisstal: Um, but master, isnt that a woman's name?

*Betty glares at him, then a lightsaber comes spinning out from nowhere and decapitates Shisstal*

Betty: I necglected to mention, Shisstal, that you are no longer necessary. For I have found a new Apprentice.

*Betty looks in the direction of the throw*

Betty: Arise, Darth Ducky. Yessssss

*A rubber ducky sits there in a sith cloak*

Darh Ducky: Squeeek  

[Sol Walker]

Random jedi: I will put a stop to your evil, Caliga!

Calliga: hah. You stop me? Impossible. Let me show you the true power of the Dark Side.

Jedi: *Braces himself* Do your worst!

Calliga: SUPRISE BUTTSEX!

Jedi: eek

Siren: Hmm.....maybe I should have taught him something useful....  

[lady_skuld]

*On a jungle planet somewhere, Sonya and Ritt are fighting*

Sonya: You're a good opponent. You dont' sit still.
Ritt: And you're strong too.

*several hours later*

Aurora: Master Ritt? Where are OH MY GOD! *sees sonya and ritt making out*
Sonya: I learned this trick from some lesbian on Thule.. oh someone new?
Aurora: What are you doing? I can't let you fall to the dark side master!
Sonya: Join us... make a threesome...
Ritt: We've got cookies!

Siren: My plan to take over the universe slowly proceeds *evil laugh* twisted  

[Missing00]

Siren: Oh Calliga. *walks into room wearing a big gift bow* come unwrap your Christmas present.
Calliga: What is it?
Siren: It's me you feeb.
Calliga: Aw Siren how do you expect me to get excited when you just re-wrap the same old junk I didnt play with the first time?