Make up an outrageous lie about the guy above you

[Beatngufan]

^ had sex with both marilyn manson and alice cooper at the same time  

[screwed pixie]

^ had sex with Bill and Hillary Clinton at the same time.  

[master_maji]

^had an orgy with the U.S caucus  

[Beatngufan]

^ had an orgy with the band Orgy!!!!!!!!!!!  

[screwed pixie]

^ made out with the devil.  

[master_maji]

^ got jealous when the devil made out with someone else, and killed him  

[screwed pixie]

^ crawled inside the devil's dead body and became the devil.  

[master_maji]

^ ate god's favorite slippers, and now can't be out on days with a uneven number on them  

[Henneth Annun]

^sexually assualted all the angels of heavan  

[Beatngufan]

^ ate the gates of heaven  

[master_maji]

^took a piss oh god's head  

[Beatngufan]

^ took a major piss on George Bushs head  

[screwed pixie]

^ invented piss flavor ice cream.  

[Spooky Wasabi Princess]

^ licked up Nikki Sixx's piss after snorting ants because Ozzy Osborn did it.  

[master_maji]

^ caused a major part of hurricane Katrina because they had a " weather machine" on