Lines You'll Never Hear

[x-kiri-kun-x]

Chewie: Ya know Han, next time you can be the one fired at by a probe droid.  

[Sol Walker]

Han: Rawwwrarragrowllrargrr
Chewie: Never tell me the odds!  

[Missing00]

Kaleb: You waned to see me capitan?
Jag: Yes, I called you here to say your fired.
Kaleb: What the... fired?!
Jag: Yep.
Kaleb: Who's gonna fly the ship?
Tabula: Hiiii.
Kaleb: ...You're letting a little girl fly a Barloz freighter?
Jag: Actually she's pretty good, helluva lot better than you were.
Kaleb: This is bull-*spaced*  

[Nelowulf]

Kaleb: Jag, is there anything else I can do to help? Besides the pilot job?
Jag: You want to be useful?
Kaleb: Yes!
Jag: Then go get me some coffee.  

[Sol Walker]

Jag: Everyone's getting a raise. And keep up the slacking.  

[Nelowulf]

Kaleb: Tell me the odds.  

[Darkened Angel]

Cookie: ... Who touched my steak knife? ... No one... touches... the steak knife.  

[Missing00]

Tabula: Im helping *breaks something*  

[Derpzilla88]

Windu- "I don't see how we can keep up with the Seperatists. They're attacking in a way I have never seen.
Yoda- "Strange, their pattern of attack is. See through it, I can not."
Windu- "Perhaps their millitary leaders are better than we originally thought.
*At a seceret CIS base*
Dooku- "Grievous! Get over here! Sidious wants us to capture another planet and it's your turn to choose."
Grievous- "But there are so many master. Is there a certain one that will give us an advantage?"
Dooku- "Your the millitary might here. Do what you always do."
Grievous- "Fine. Enie minnie minny moe, catch a nexu by the toe..."  

[Darkened Angel]

( Cont. )

Obi-Wan: Alright, we need a plan.
Yoda: Correct, you are, but what?
Obi-Wan: I forgot whose turn it was.
Windu: So did I.
Yoda: Idiots, you are.
Obi-Wan: Wait, I got it. We'll all get drunk. Whoever passes out last gets to decide what we'll do.  

[Derpzilla88]

Nakara: "Shisstal. Come here my apprentice."
Shisstal: "Yes master?"
Nakra: "Today you will learn the most important aspect of the dark side. And you will...um...what are you wearing?"
Shisstal: "This? It's a Carmen Miranda hat. Like it?"
Nakara: "Why are you wearing it?"
Shisstal: "I thought it looked good on me. And I think the fruit on top is a nice touch."
Nakara: "Well, alright. Now, the most important part of the dark side...is...well...it's..."
Shisstal: "Is there a problem master?"
Nakara: "You know what. I just can't take you seriously in that hat. I'm outta here."
Shisstal: "But what about my training!?"
Nakara: "Until that hat's gone, you won't get squat."
Shisstal: *looks at Darth Ducky* "What do you think?"
Darth Ducky: "Squeek."
Shisstal: "Exactly my thoughts. Nakara was right. Your insight is indeed powerful."  

[Nelowulf]

Cont.

Nakara: And give me back my bath toy. Find your own gig, you two-bit sidekick. *takes darth ducky back* God, good sith are hard to find these days....  

[Des Voh]

Cont.

Darth Ducky: "Squeek, squeek. Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkk...."  

[Derpzilla88]

cont.
Shisstal: "You can take the duck! But you can never take the hat!" *chucks a bannana at Nakara before running off.*