Make up an outrageous lie about the guy above you

[screwed pixie]

^ is organizing a campaign to place a cow in the White House.  

[Spooky Wasabi Princess]

^ got her couch from the tip.  

[master_maji]

^ got their wardrobe from a discount store.  

[screwed pixie]

^ likes picking lint from the clothing belonging to strangers.  

[Veruniel]

^ regularly launders money... with Woolite!  

[master_maji]

^ caused the end of atlantis and killed jfk  

[screwed pixie]

^ managed to turn off the power in Florida.............  

[Veruniel]

^regularly poisons wells with enormous quantities of laxatives.  

[master_maji]

^ lets out giant Japanese monsters in the towns  

[screwed pixie]

^ lead an army of noobs through Barton Town.  

[master_maji]

^ lead the noobs into the world gaming commite and took control  

[screwed pixie]

^ is working to take control of the noobs boobs............  

[Henneth Annun]

^collects scrap metal, wraps them in tartan blankets, and throws them off of clocktowers for a hobby  

[screwed pixie]

^ walks the streets in search of dead squirrels whose tails are collected to make fur coats for the homeless children.  

[master_maji]

^ collects dead cars and builds large houses