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Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 8:27 pm
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Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 3:35 am
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 1:06 am
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Jag: Ensign, set course for Risa. Kaleb: I'm not your Ensign. Jag: I will not tolerate insubordination, Mr. Crusher. Kaleb: Dude, you're not Jean-Luc Picard, I'm not Wesley Crusher, this isn't the Enterprise, you of all people would not want to go to Risa, and this is the wrong sci-fi to start with. Jag: Oh. ... In that case, let's stop off for a drink when we come around a place, huh? Kaleb: ... Right, like you need more alcohol. Jag: I gotta put up with YOU, don't I? I need it for that. Kaleb: Whatever. Jag: So... Why aren't we moving? Kaleb: You blew all the credits on booze and we've got nothing left to fuel up with. Jag: Kriff! Kaleb: Yeah, NOW you get some sense. Jag: This means we can't get to the next cantina! Kaleb: ... Nevermind...
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Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 6:40 pm
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 1:35 am
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Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 4:05 am
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:57 pm
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(Found this on Star War.com) *Aboard the Invisible Hand* Grievous- "What is thy bidding Lord Sidious?" Sidious- "General Grievous. The time has come. Execute order 65." Grievous- "But my lord, the fleet is positioned in the Deep Core for the hyperspace jump to Coruscant. Is it wise for me to divert the attack at this time to search for ancient artifacts for you?" Sidioius- "No. That is order 62. This is order 65. It is time for the assault. Proceed with the jump from the Deep Core to Coruscant." Grievous- "Ah yes my lord Sidious. I can gather many artifacts on Coruscant. They will be plentiful there. Sidious- "No, you're not hearing me. *turns to Mas Amedda* Is this thing working?" Mas Amedda- "Yes, sir. The holoprojector is functioning properly." Sidious- " General Grievous, you are to assault Coruscant with the intent of spreading fear and terror across the planet and to stage a capture of me. Do you understand? You are to attack Coruscant, not gather artifacts for my art collection. Is that clear?" Grievous- "Yes, lord. It is clear. I am to proceed to Coruscant and capture your art collection." Sidious- "Oh, hells bells. Is Lord Tyranus there?" Grievous- "No, Lord Sidious. He remains on Tythe." Sidious- *takes deep breath* "Okay. General Grievous, listen to me carefully. Are you listening?" Grievous- "Yes lord." Sidious- "Fine. You and the fleet shall do a Hyperspace jump from the Deep Core to Coruscant along the coordinates that Count Dooku and I gave you. Right?" Grievous- "Yes lord." Sidious- "Good. Once in Coruscant space, you will advance the fleet past the Republic's defense armada and begin assaulting the planet. Right?" Grievous- "Yes lord." Sidious- "Excellent. The Republic's commanders will be monitoring standard hyperspace reversion points, but since you will be coming from the Deep Core, you will have the initiative. There is no battleplan. You simply need to wreak death and destruction upon Coruscant." Grievous- "I will enjoy that, my lord." Sidious- "Yes, me too. But then, and this is very important, you will proceed to 500 Republica and capture me. I will be attired as Supreme Chancellor Palpatine. Do you understand?" Grievous- "Yes, lord Sidious." Sidious- "Are you sure? Explain back to me what I told you to do." Grievous- "I am to proceed to Coruscant where I will begin assaulting the Republican armada with no battleplan. From there I am to advance death and destruction upon 500 Republica and Supreme Chancellor Palpatine. It is very important that I capture Palpatine's attire. And your art collection." Sidious- *smacks forehead* "I really do hate droids."
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Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 4:02 am
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 7:47 am
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Nakara: Long ago, in a distant system, I, Nakara, the shapeshifting master of darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil. But, a foolish jedi warrior wielding a glowing saber stepped forth to oppose me.... Before the final blow was struck, I pushed him into an escape pod, and flung him into space, so my evil could become law. Now the fool seeks to return to me, and undo the present that is Nakara....
*hiphop beat starts up*
Really should dash, dash to the stash, Jedi shadow pash....
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Pash: Since when did I become some cartoon of Geddy Tartachovsky?
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Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:10 pm
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Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:03 am
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Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:01 pm
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 4:32 am
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Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 5:47 pm
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 8:35 pm
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