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Fig Strudel

PostPosted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 6:51 am


I divorced him because it hurt to get close to him.
Seriously... it physically hurt.
Ow.
PostPosted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 10:08 am


she tasted like figs...grows not my favorite fruit...if she had tasted like pineapple, then maybe it would have lasted

Deadbeat Nightmare

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Deathfrost

Magnetic Sex Symbol

PostPosted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 10:25 am


She gave me nightmares (lol sorry couldn't help it.... sweatdrop )
PostPosted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 12:44 pm


he gave me nothing..(you know what i mean wink ) lol

Deadbeat Nightmare

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the_hamster

Learned Bibliophile

PostPosted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 8:47 pm


she wanted to fly kites more than she wanted to spend time with me
PostPosted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 5:01 am


lol No offense but I'm just not into dudes, (not sure how we were married guess we had better both lay off the drugs and alcohol lol)

Deathfrost

Magnetic Sex Symbol


Deathfrost

Magnetic Sex Symbol

PostPosted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 7:31 am


because, although I heart myself twas not meant to be..... emo (lol)
PostPosted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 11:21 am


he talked to himself way to much, barly said one word to me crying

Deadbeat Nightmare

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Distinct Partygoer

PostPosted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 2:43 pm


I was never able to overlook her masquerade fetish XD

{...though it actually sounds fun. XD}
PostPosted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 3:37 pm


lol she grew a tail and rabbit ears....

Deathfrost

Magnetic Sex Symbol


Tambergal

Blessed Elder

PostPosted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 4:38 pm


i woke up to reality and realized he was just plain scary
PostPosted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 5:07 pm


her wolf tried to eat me

the_hamster

Learned Bibliophile


Willhellm

PostPosted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 6:05 pm


Because they slept with my dogs, ate my mother, and sold my snake to big fish bait store.

b*****d.
PostPosted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 8:06 pm


He always had to change his underwear every 39 minutes to "keep the evil at bay!" WTF?!

Chaton Atomique


the_hamster

Learned Bibliophile

PostPosted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 6:49 pm


her hair torched my paintings, ALL OF THEM gonk
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