Lines You'll Never Hear

[Sol Walker]

Gynoid: Organic, your habit of assassinating individuals to bring about galactic peace and stability as opposed to doing such for profit or personal vendettas reminds me of my reason for being here, which, after our initial battle, I had forgotten due to corrupted memory. If you dont mind, will you aid me in locating a human female by the name of Sarah Connor?

Pash: eek  

[Darkened Angel]

Guard: Lord Calliga, your presence is required. The Jedi are attacking our forces and you're the only one who can fight them.

* moment of silence *

Calliga: Uh, be out in 10 minutes.
Guard: But sir, I-
Siren: He said 10 minutes, so give him 10 minutes!
Guard: No wonder no work gets done around here... sweatdrop
Siren: I heard that.
Guard: eek  

[Darkened Angel]

Palpy: At last, the Rebel Alliance has been defeated. Now we can continue our galactic conquest unopposed! MUAHAHA-* cough *

( short while later )

Vader: Master, I have news.
Palpy: What is it?
Vader: A stray cat was found digging in the trash next to a stormtrooper barracks on Spanky.
Palpy: Throw it in the pound... Wait, Spanky? Where is that?
Vader: Our forces renamed Tatooine recently to Spanky, in honor of your swift hand of might against the backside of the rebels.
Palpy: Why am I just now being informed of this?
Vader: Forgive me, my Master.
Palpy: Anyways, what else?
Vader: There's a shortage of chocolate bars in the cafeteria on deck 5.
Palpy: * sigh * Then get some more! Who knew once we succeeded in conquering the galaxy that it'd be so insanely boring...  

[Sol Walker]

C-3PO: (To Ewoks on Endor) Bah-weep-Graaaaagnah wheep ni ni bong! *Does hand gestures*
Luke: Ummm what did you just say to them, Threepio?
C-3PO: Why the universal greeting, of course, Master Luke.
Han: Well why are they still holding spears at us?
C-3PO: Hmmm. Perhaps it only works with other robots...  

[Darkened Angel]

Palpy: It's just a rudder to the left.
Stormies: And then a stick-shift to the right!
Palpy: Put your hands on the panel.
Stormies: And buckle yourself in tight! You ignite some thrust! And then you go insaaaaaaanely fast! LET'S DO THE HYPERSPACE WARP AGAIN!  

[Missing00]

Mace: Where is General Grevious?
Informant: What?
Mace: *Ignites saber* What system are you from?!
Informant: W-what?
Mace: What aint no system I ever heard of. They speak basic in What?
Informant: What?
Mace: Basic ******** do you speak it?!
Informant: Y-yes
Mace: Good then you understand what Im saying!
Informant: Yes.
Mace: Then tell me where General Grevious is!
Informant: ...What?
Mace: Say what again, say what again I dare ya I double dare ya ******** say what one more goddam time!  

[Darkened Angel]

Leia: Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-touch me, you big and hunky Wooooooooookiee! Chill me, thrill me, then drill me in the cockpit all night.
Chewie: ... Raaaaarrrrrl? eek
Han: 1st she kisses her brother, now she wants to shag a Wookiee... I blame it on bad parenting.  

[Missing00]

Jag: Hey Kale.
Kaleb: What?
Jag: you know what I hate? Pets, kids, and noisy women, so tell me WHY ARE ALL THREE NEATLY PACKED ON MY SHIP! scream  

[Sol Walker]

Tales from the Fringe Narrator: What follows is a terrifying journey into the world of spaceships, smuggling and goblins!  

[Darkened Angel]

Tab: Ooooooooo! What's THIS button do?
Jag: Tabula, get off of my command deck!
Tab: * pushes button *
Ruusan: Self destruct in 30 seconds...

( short while later )

* KA-BOOM! *

Jag: sweatdrop * grabs a wrench and starts tightening a nut to a small piece of metal * Back to rebuilding, AGAIN...  

[Sol Walker]

Boba Fett: i can haz bounteh?  

[Darkened Angel]

Luke: ( to Vader and Palpatine ) Im in ur Deth Starz, blowin dem up.  

[Jaden_Ordo]

Lord Vader: You know, you'd think people learn from the example I set... but no, I have to have these dumb-a** grandkids...
Jacen: BUT ALL I WANTED WAS TO BRING PEACE AND STABILITY TO THE GALAXY!
Lord Vader: Well your stuck with me now, b***h. Come sit on your grandpa's lap...
Jacen: eek  

[Sol Walker]

Roan Fel: Noooooo! dey be steelin mah Empire!  

[Des Voh]

JarJar: Ooooo...yousa touch mesa tralala...mmm, mesa ding-ding dong.... wink