Stupid Question, Stupid Answer Game .-.

[Lost Retort]

did i choose, i think i'll have to come back to you i 2 years for that one. hmmmm. . . .


why doesn't money grow on trees?  

[abandoned_nr_5448214]

Well, it kinda does. Paper money at least. Or rather, they are trees. That will become moneyz.

Why is there always to little money left?  

[Lost Retort]

because humans are greedy end of story.



why do stories have to end?  

[ditquad]

Every story has an end, but in life... Every end is just another beginning... .-.

If Tim works at a candy store and weighs 10080 lbs what does he weigh?

 

[meeiji]

3 eggs and a pound of orange beef. Duh.

Now why did my apple juice give me a paper cut? .-.  

[ditquad]

Why wouldn't it have? Everyone know apple juice is sharp... cool

WHEN I SAY HILLSHIRE YOU SAY WHAT? D:

 

[MystiBlu]

County..... In New Hampshire


Where do bears sleep?  

[ditquad]

In your fridge, where else?

"There once was a man in Peru, he dreamt he was eating a shoe, he woke in the night with the slightest of fright, to find that his dream had come true"
Is from what?

 

[MystiBlu]

No, you are not going to get me to take a trip to Nantucket with an old lady and a bucket...


Why do purple monkeys prefer orange bananas?  

[Wintryicegoddess]

Because they're color blind.

Where do bees go in the winter?  

[jessi_angel94_2]

they don't go anywhere.
why is the color blue called blue?  

[Joeyfish5]

Because azul sounds lame

Como say LLama?  

[Plaid 2 the Bone]

Well, we all know you certainly do! lol

Why did the cat come back, the very next day?
 

[jessi_angel94_2]

because it was hungry.
where is the cat now?  

[Plaid 2 the Bone]

Frolicking in the field...?

How come Radio Shack doesn't sell 'radio' parts anymore?