Make up an outrageous lie about the guy above you

[screwed pixie]

^ keeps a collection of clipped fingernails  

[Beatngufan]

^ keeps a collection of Micheal Jackson Cds  

[screwed pixie]

^ eats small flying insects while flying through the air at night  

[Veruniel]

^ Keeps a collection of KFC chicken bones in her sock drawer!  

[screwed pixie]

^ visits the park at night to feed the bats..........  

[Veruniel]

^sleeps with a plush toy in one hand and a swiss army knife in the other.  

[screwed pixie]

^ secretly wishes to get a Barbie Dream House for her birthday...........  

[Veruniel]

Secretly wishes for the My Little Pony Castle... so she can repaint it red and black!  

[Undead Goth Inc]

^she ate my family and stole my house  

[screwed pixie]

^ once ate a fried caterpillar  

[Veruniel]

^ regularly makes herself caterpillar sandwiches... with BBQ sauce!  

[screwed pixie]

^ rubs peanut butter on her arms and licks it off...........  

[Veruniel]

Spreads raspberry jam on innocent budgerigars.  

[Undead Goth Inc]

^sells whiskey to minors  

[screwed pixie]

^ wants to go to prom with Hanna Montana.