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Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 4:08 am
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Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 9:17 pm
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Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 9:34 pm
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Missing nin Itachi Jag: There is absolutly no way you are staying on my ship. Tab: Are you sure? wink Jag: Well Im sure we can work out some sort of deal. *picks up Tab* Tab: *giggle* Jag: *about to kiss Tab* Jag: *wakes up in bed* Ahh! That was weird Tab: Come back to bed Jaggy. Jag: Ahhh! Cale: *wakes up in bed* Ahh! That was messed up. Missing: Come back to bed Cale. Cale: Ahhh! Missing: *wakes up in bed* Ahh! What a nightmare. DA: What's wrong? you feeling up to it again? Missing: Now this is what Im talking about. DA: *wakes up in bed* ...WTF?! That's the last time I eat day old pizza before I go to bed. rofl rofl
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Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 4:11 am
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Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 4:21 am
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Voice Over: And now an appeal for sanity from the Dark Lord Nakara. (Cut to studio. Nakara is sitting facing camera. He has a lightsaber in his head.)
Nakara: You know, there are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane. Some of them were born sane. Some of them became sane later in their lives. It is up to people like you and me who are out of our tiny little minds to try and help these people overcome their sanity. You can start in small ways with ping-pong ball eyes and a funny voice and then you can paint half of your body red and the other half green and then you can jump up and down in a bowl of pudding going 'squawk, squawk, squawk...' And then you can go 'Neurhhh! Neurhh!' and then you can roll around on the floor going 'pting pting pting' ... (he rolls around on the floor)
Voice Over: The Dark Lord Nakara is the Sith Lord of Ord Loony-Up-The-Cream-Bun-and-Jam-tooine. And now an appeal on behalf of the Galactic Trust. (Caption on screen: 'AN APPEAL ON BEHALF OF THE GALACTIC TRUSS' Cut to a smartly dressed rubber ducky.)
Darth Ducky: Squeek squeek. Squeek squeek squeek Squeek Squeek-squeek. Squeek, squeek squeek squeek squeek squeek-squeek-squeek, "squeek squeek Squeek Squeek-squeek-squeek squeek squeek squeek-squeek squeek-squeek squeek squeek squeek Squeek-squeek-squeek Squeek?" Squeek-squeek. Squeek squeek squeek-squeek-squeek-squeek squeek-squeek-squeek-squeek squeek squeek-squeek-squeek-squeek squeek-squeek. Squeek squeek-squeek squeek squeek squeek-squeek-squeek, squeek squeek squeek squeek-squeek-squeek-squeek squeek squeek squeek squeek. Squeek squeek-squeek squeek-squeek squeek. Squeek squeek squeek squeek-squeek squeek squeek squeek squeek-squeek squeek-
(Pash looms out of the shadows behind the duck and stabs him)
Dark Ducky: SQUEEK! Squeek.....squee...eek. (starts sparking mechanically) Pash: A decoy! Who would ever think of making a decoy?! Of a Duck?!
Ardee: (Walks on) Sorry, Pash. But your target is in another castle.
Pash: Curses! The Duck and his master have eluded me again!
Nakara: (Offscreen) I'm over here!
Pash: All this time spent tracking down Nakara and his disciple...
Nakara: (Offscreen) Can he really not see me?
Pash: ...and now I'm back to square one! Blast!
Nakara: (Offscreen) Seriously. I'm just over here.
Pash: Come, Ardee. We need to leave and rethink our strategies. Time to withdrawl. (Blends back into the shadows)
Ardee: Yeah yeah. (Walks off)
(Sounds of walking)
Ardee: (Offscreen) Excuse me.
Nakara: (Offscreen) Not a problem.
(More walking. Sounds of a door opening, lights going off. Door shutting)
Nakara: (In the dark after a few minutes) Anyone still there?.... I can't seem to get off the floor for some reason....almost as if someone spilt...some kind of adhesive here...
(Red lightsaber ignights, illuminating the features of a cowled bath toy.)
Nakara: (Still offscreen) Ducky! Thank the Dark side you've returned! I've Fallen and I cant get up! Give me a hand!....or a wing. Or whatever.
Ducky: (Ominously) Squeek.
Nakara: (Hasn't moved) What do you mean no?! Get over here and....You. You put the adhesive here, knowing that if I were to successfully impersonate Graham Chapman's performance in the Silly Vicar sketch I'd have to roll around on the ground here! I knew I should have suspected something when you went off script!
Ducky: Squeek.
Nakara: (Still cant see him.) And the decoy. You used it to escape the assassin's blade, knowing full well the Jedi Shadow would strike you down because for some reason he is unable to notice when I am right in front of him which in turn is an obvious nod to Darth Sideous' future invisibility to the Jedi Counsel! You knew you'd be the one to die!
Ducky: Squeek.
Nakara: (Still still cant see him) Now you've come to kill me. To eliminate your master as is the way of the Sith teacher and apprentice. All this scheming, all this plotting, all this to make me vulnerable so you could make your move and take over.
Ducky: Squeek.
Nakara: (Take a guess) I am impressed, saddened and proud. Impressed at your cunning and resourcefullness, saddened that our relationship must come to a head, and proud that I have raised such a worthy disciple. But you have made a mistake, Darth Ducky, in thinking that I will submit so easily!
(Lighting flashes towards Ducky, but the floating bath toy sucks and zooms off screen. Sounds of intense battle featuring lightsaber noises, thunder, blaster shots, crashes, bangs, squeeks and the ocasional ewok battlecry can be heard and it all sounds rather exciting. Almost a shame you people are missing it. Then theres silence. The camera pans over and Darth Ducky is sitting upon the charred and dicected corpse of Nakara, saber still lit as smoke curls from Nakara's wounds.)
Ducky sad eyes turn sith yellow) Quack.
(Star wars credits roll and end music plays)
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 4:37 am
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Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 7:51 am
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Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 12:04 am
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Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 12:36 am
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Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 12:58 am
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Han: Hey Luke, got a minute?
Luke: Sure Han. What do you need?
Han: Well kid, you know that me an Leia had the twins and well...I'm kinda worried.
Luke: Worried? Why?
Han: Well...
Luke: *Sigh* You're afraid Jacen and Jaina might develop an unhealthy attraction towards one another, right?
Han: Um....yeah..... How did you-
Luke: Jedi.
Han: Right. I keep forgetting what you guys can all do...so since you...went through something like that-
Luke: -You want my advise to keep that sort of thing from happening.
Han: Yeah.
Luke: Well first off, dont go to the dark side, choke your wife, kill all your smuggler buddies and fight your best friend over a river of lava. Thats a start.
Han: C'mon Luke. I'm serious.
Luke: Ok, ok. Tell you what. When I started seriously training as a Jedi, I wrapped myself up in my training. I didnt have time for anything else. To discipline myself I tried to live a simpler life: cut myself off from distractions and focus upon the-
Han: Yeah yeah Jedi mumbo jumbo force stuff.
Luke: ....Its more complex than that but if you want to degrade my entire way of life...
Han: Whoops. Sorry.
Luke: Not a problem. But the point is I stopped thinking about Leia while still caring for her welfare. And I soon realized that she was infact my sister. The Force can awaken new hights of dicipline and wisdom. It did wonders for me. And if you are seriously afraid that Jaina and Jacen might develop an infactuation upon one another, I can train them to be Jedi. That aught to take the thought right out of their heads.
Han: You think that would work?
Luke: Absolutely. What could possibly go wrong?
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Han: Luke you b*****d! This is all your fault!
Luke: What do you mean "My falt?!"
Han: Jacen's become a Dark Lord of the Sith and is threatening to conquer the Galaxy and Jaina's gone to my mortal enemy Boba Fett to learn how to kill her brother!! And itsall because you trained them to be Jedi!!!
Luke: It was either this or the Incest, Han.
Han:....I guess when you put it that way things arent so bad....
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Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 2:07 am
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Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 11:01 am
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Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 1:50 pm
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Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 9:26 pm
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