Make up an outrageous lie about the guy above you

[Undead Goth Inc]

^made out with Johny Depp and Britany Spears, at the same time  

[screwed pixie]

(that's always been my dream................. heart )

^doesn't want to admit he likes silk underpants.  

[Undead Goth Inc]

^likes to run with sciccors, and wear a diaper on her head at the same time  

[Veruniel]

^ can't sleep unless his bed is filled with My Little Ponies.  

[screwed pixie]

^ has nitemares involving rubber duckies

 

[Madness Satire]

^her blanket is made of tin foil to avoid her mind being probed by the government.  

[j3ll0_m0nk3y]

^ commands a legion of convenience-store robbers and petty theifs  

[Veruniel]

^gets high by snorting dandelions.  

[screwed pixie]

^ is under the power of the dark master.  

[master_maji]

^records kids shows backwards to see any hidden meanings  

[screwed pixie]

^ has decided to run away and join a circus as an elephant trainer  

[Wanderer Ganglari]

^ Tries to pose as an Elephant so she can join the circus.  

[Henneth Annun]

^Paints jets for the Pakistani Airforce.  

[L Ron Jeremy]

"Equality is a chain, like obedience..."

^ masturbates to the posters in the Metal Gear solid games.

"Like fear or uncertainty or self doubt."

 

[screwed pixie]

^ is looking for someone to teach him how to masturbate.