Lines You'll Never Hear

[Derpzilla88]

Nakara: Soon, all my ingenious plans will come together and the Jedi order will fall. All I need to do now is...
*explosion in the background followed by a lot of smashing*
Shisstal: Aw kriff! Nakara! It's on fire! How do I do this again?"
Nakara: "...find an apprentice that at least knows how to work a toaster."  

[Darkened Angel]

Laura: Gentlemen... BEHOLD! * reveals dinner * Corn!

( next day )

Laura: Gentlemen... BEHOLD! * reveals dinner * More corn!  

[Besuliik Deakin]

Vader: Luke, I am your father!
Luke: Nooo! Bull, prove it.
Stormtroopers: Woo, Jerry! Jerry!  

[Jaden_Ordo]

Boba: "...dirty little smuggler..."

*Many years earlier*

Jango: Boba! ... heart Come sit on daddy's lap. wink

*A few days later*

Defense Attorney: Jango believed that because Boba was a clone of himself, it was an act of masturbation not of *****: eek burning_eyes  

[Darkened Angel]

Officer: Yes, the cloning vats are indeed operational and working at full capacity. Unfortunately, the only person whose DNA would work in the things is a Gungan named Jarjar Binks.  

[Darkened Angel]

Siren: I'm a virgin. crying  

[lady_skuld]

Siren, Maliss, Aurora, and Cene are all summoned to Nakara's private fortress....

Nakara: Ladies, I think you know why you are all here?
Cene: Not really.
Aurora: How'd the hell did I end up here?
Maliss: To kill you and suck your power dry?
Nakara: No, No, and no. Siren?

Siren: *thinks* Sexy party?

Nakara: *shapeshifts into stewy* Yes a sexy party...  

[Derpzilla88]

Luke: "Yoda, will I ever be able to defeat Vader?"
Yoda: "Luke, a noob you are. PWN Vader, you n3ver will."  

[lady_skuld]

Mareal's Top 10 RP Quotes:

10) "If it bleeds, we can kill it."

9) "I'm not into politics, I'm into survival"

cool "I'll be back."

7) "I have a love interest in every one of my films - a gun."

6) "Hasta la vista, baby!"

5) "I can promise you that when I go to Coruscant, I will pump up Coruscant."

4) "What is best in life: Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!"

3) "To those critics who are so pessimistic about our economy, I say, Don't be economic girlie men!"

2) "It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat."

1) "Having a pump is like having sex. I train two, sometimes three times a day. Each time I get a pump. It's great. I feel like I'm coming all day."  

[Besuliik Deakin]

Obi-Wan is hanging from the Utapau ledge, about to shoot Grevious.

Grevious: Wait! No!
*Obi-Wan Getting up*: What, what is it?
Grevious: I... I have a heart disease.
Obi-Wan: Wha... who cares? Just die, make it easy.
Grevious: Please, listen!
Obi-Wan: You have 5 standard minutes...
Grevious: I have... broken heart syndrome.
Obi-Wan: Okay, thanks. You wasted my--
Grevious: It hurts. My heart is aching. Can you not heal it?
Obi-Wan touches his heart: I thought you'd never ask. Yes. Yes I can.  

[Darkened Angel]

Siren: I'm on top of everything on Thule... and everybody... every night...
Pash: Okay, we get it. You're a whore.
Siren: You're just jealous! HMPH! * storms off *
Pash: * pulls out a Sithmate, turns to centerfold, looks at it longingly * Someday... someday...  

[Des Voh]

Kaleb: *looks at the Ruusans Blueprints which are written in Mando* What language is this....? confused  

[Darkened Angel]

Obi-Wan: I sense a disturbance in the Force... No, wait... Just gas... * fart * Ahhh...  

[Nelowulf]

Cont.

Yoda: Watch who's behidn you, will you?
Obi-wan: Sorry master, I didn't see you there.
Yoda: Smelled worse, I have.
Obi-wan: Think you can do better?
Yoda: Judge me by my size, do you?  

[Nelowulf]

And so, the legend came to pass, the story of...

THE WOMAN WHO SHOT FYODOR RHO

When Fyodor Rho rode to town the womenfolk would hide, they'd hide
When Fyodor Rho walked around the men would step aside
'cause the point of a gun was the only law that Fyodor understood
When it came to shootin' straight and fast---he was mighty good.

From out of the Rim a stranger came, a holocron in her hand, a woman
The kind of a woman the Core would need to tame a troubled land
'cause the point of a gun was the only law that Fyodor understood
When it came to shootin' straight and fast---he was mighty good.

Many a man would face his gun and many a man would fall
The woman who shot Fyodor Rho, she shot Fyodor Rho
She was the bravest of them all.

The love of a man can make a gal stay on when she should go, stay on
Just tryin' to build a peaceful life where love is free to grow
But the point of a gun was the only law that Fyodor understood
When the final showdown came at last, a holocron was no good.

Alone and concerne he prayed that she'd return that fateful night, aww that night
When nothin' he said could keep his woman from goin' out to fight
From the moment a NFU gets to be full-grown the very first thing they learn
When two force users go out to face each other only one retur-r-r-ns

Everyone heard two shots ring out, a shot made Fyodor fall
The woman who shot Fyodor Rho, she shot Fyodor Rho
She was the bravest of them all.

The woman who shot Fyodor Rho, she shot Fyodor Rho
She was the bravest of them all.

(( If you need the tune:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDY_Pu4cEmg&feature=related ))