Corrupt a Wish 2

[pathetic_negi_magician]

Granted. Improperly prepared puffer fish.

I wish I'd not been gone the two days of the quarter that made the difference between me passing and failing my class.  

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but it is now on advanced calculus and physics and you can't understand a thing.

I wish that I could get "Anyway you Want it" out of my head.  

[pathetic_negi_magician]

Granted. Now you've got Miley Syrus songs stuck in your head.

I wish that I was considered the most interesting man in the world.  

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but you are constantly followed and all your rooms are bugged, but you just don't know where so everyone knows everything about your life. 24/7 Twitter.

I wish this thread wouldn't die.  

[Michael RD]

Granted,but your thread dies instead ninja
I wish that Nintendo of America would make a Mother/EarthBound compilation for the Nintendo DS with all three Mother/EarthBound games in it 3nodding  

[pathetic_negi_magician]

Granted, but it's even buggier than an unpatched Bethesda game for the 360/ PS3.

I wish that I legitimately obtain $1000 over the next two months.  

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but you then waste it all on imported, edible grass.

I wish I can improve my 50 yd. swim time by 5 seconds.  

[pathetic_negi_magician]

Granted, but you develop an allergy to the chlorine.

I wish that this thread was more active.  

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but tehdrummer returns and ruins it for all of us.

I hope no one realizes my head got shaved to just a topknot.  

[Scipio320]

Granted but now everyone notices you have moobs
I wish I had five minutes alone in fort knox