Stupid Question, Stupid Answer Game .-.

[lixyz]

Because gum have inside that they try to seek... hence, for world domination.

Why cars move so fast when someone is driving it?  

[ziggy rocks]

because people are trying to kill bugs

why are clothes made from cotton?  

[lixyz]

Because they are not made of rocks.

Why does buildings have doors?  

[ziggy rocks]

so they can breathe

why do babies drool?  

[lixyz]

Because they are working on an unimaginable invention.

Why am I drooling? *drools*  

[ziggy rocks]

because you are on the internet watching dirty videos

why is the number one first?  

[Atomic Mobile]

because second is number 2.

why now?  

[ziggy rocks]

because there's no time like the present

why do people like candy canes?  

[lixyz]

Because they were tricked by zombies that the more candy cane you eat, the richer you get.

Why is the nose have holes?  

[Atomic Mobile]

in order for us to inhale and thus, intracellular and extracellular respiration happens.

why does a fart stink?  

[high-boob]

because you sat on it.

why is the number 7 lucky?  

[chidorilash]

Because 7 was framed for eating 6 but got away with it.

Why is air invisible?

 

[high-boob]

because naruto ate dog crap

why is green spelled with 2 e's?  

[chidorilash]

Because it can't be spelled with five "e"s now can it.

Why do phones ring?

 

[big_yellow_taxi]

So you know that someone wants to annoy you

Why is pop fizzy?