Ruin My Wish game

[JTN]

Granted... along with 9 more months of school to balance things out. burning_eyes

I wish I could get rid of this Katy Perry song that's bouncing around my skull meats. stressed  

[axeltheflame]

Granted! But...sadly the hamster dance makes a comeback

I wish I was quagmire  

[Wat wat in the]

Granted, but the law system comes full circle and you have tons of sexual harassment charges filed against you.
I wish to be the little girl.
IF YOU DON'T GET THAT JOKE YOU FAIL  

[Eisenkrieger]

granted. now the rest of you is sore, but your arms are fine.


i wish i had a pack of rabid squirrels that always did my bidding.  

[Miumarie]

Granted~! But you were feeding them by hand and one of them bit you. You now have rabies.

I wish I wasn't short, but wasn't tall either. I'm making this wish harder to ruin.  

[setsuna_PT]

granted, you're sent to a country where everyone is more or less teh same size, but when going there by plain the plain crashes and you die

i wish to have a life talking teddy bear :p (if someone knows where this comes from they also know how to ruin my wish eheh )

p.s. 0oloveannieo0 is not fair to try to ruin the game... thats kind of cheating  

[almisami]

Granted, but the bear is a wandering psychopath that whispers horrendous secrets in your ear while you sleep. ninja

I wish for cats to be recognized as universally awesome in every field.  

[Ninja Otaku Gurl]

granted but the cats grow overconfident of the humans loving and take advantage they take over the world . they develope a taste for human blood and sadly devour you. burning_eyes



I wish for a book  

[Miumarie]

Granted, but your arm jerked due to muscle spasms and you threw the book into the fireplace.



I wish that my nails were french painted. They look absolutely hideous.  

[Chief Sankofa]

Granted, but sadly you are kidnapped by people who hate everything French so they cut them off.

i wish for a Porch 911 turbo


@JTN: lmao, nice but i think i'll pass on that book*  

[Eisenkrieger]

granted, but i steal it, leaving with all your money in a bag sitting next to me as i drive away. you are so poor, even chuck norris wont look at you.

i wish i had a pair of new, un scathed, yet broken in- converse, that fit my feet well.  

[Mystical Prodigy]

Granted! but they will turn into snakes

i wish i had more art stuff  

[KankoSensei]

Granted! However they broke as soon as you used them.

I wish I have money. ;3  

[Beheaded Antoinette]

Granted! But before you can spend any of it you lost it all to the bad economy.


I wish gummy bears were healthy for you.