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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 3:49 pm
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Black had fallen asleep on a great bench, all sprawled out with his jacket open and his tail goin off from dreams of chasing fems and playin music.
-THUD-
"OOHF! GERROF ME YA PIECE A SHI....oh....its just ye Red. What the hell ye thinkin wakin me up that way?"
"Cuz you left my a** alone in class, so I ruined your nap. Idiot. Heres your freakin bag. Whats on the menu?"
"Dunno, there was this sexy little fox that passed by a while back, looked new. Could be fun?"
"FOOD YOU PERVERT. FOOD. IM BLOODY HUNGRY."
"Ahhhh, ok gotchya, ummm...well ye remmy that apple? Ye got that, aaaand we can go buy ye some cheesefries ye like if ye want?"
"Youre hopeless, Black. Bloody. Freakin. Hopeless. Come on."
As they walked off to get food they really looked like polar opposites. Black walkin bearfoot in leather clothes and smokin, wagging his tail furiously and hitting on every chick he saw. Red neatly dressed in khaki cargos and a polo with his laptop sidebag, tail held carefully at his side to not disturb anybody.
Then some person who obviously didnt know them made a REALLY big mistake.
"HEY! LOOK! ITS THE LONE DORK AND HIS SIDEKICK TONTO!"
And within 15 seconds they had both shucked off their respective bags, got down on all fours, pinpointed who the offender was and started the attack.
Red went left, launching himself against a locker to use it as a springboard and flung himself to where the sound came from. Black went straight ahead to B-line the perpatrator with a headbutt that would fling him into Reds dash.
Punk down, twin on either side, fangs barred, Black got reaaaaal close and whispered softly "Only I call him a dork, got it?" Then Red did the same to the other ear "We're both native, and you just got what the ******** pwnd. b***h."
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 4:21 pm
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 5:04 pm
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 5:05 pm
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 5:05 pm
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 6:55 pm
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 6:58 pm
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 7:16 pm
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 7:22 pm
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 7:25 pm
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 7:44 pm
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:13 pm
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Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 4:15 am
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Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 5:32 am
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Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 6:33 am
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