The person above me

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

does not know his detergent was switched with starch  

[JTN]

^ is currently wanted in 15 U.S. states, Canada and Sweden.  

[Ken Binshou]

needs some sun badly  

[Chief Bloodmoon]

Probably gonna be kidnapped and mugged for his gear...
ninja  

[Ken Binshou]

...is going to kill someone
((Me mugged why?))  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

can take anyone who tries to mug him  

[JTN]

^ can mug anyone that tries to take her. whee  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

hides in coners to scare people as they walk by  

[Chief Bloodmoon]

Is edible...? gonk  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

Is also edible...but thats called canibalism..  

[A Bad Wolf]

Is the first time most people want to wake up too.  

[Chief Bloodmoon]

Possible sheep...  

[JTN]

^ pimp-walks everywhere just because he can.  

[Chief Bloodmoon]

Has medicinal glasses.
And of course I do. lol  

[JTN]

^ was once able to divide by zero, but nothing happened.