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[-- Dintotx --]

pande-monyo XD

B i r d i e ko --

pande-monyo XD

eto makikisali lang po

may dalawang magkapatid, si malaki at si maliit... sumulat si malaki sa kanyang tatay..

Dear Tatay,
ibili nyo po kame ng isang dosenang itlog at isang kilong baboy
ang inyong anak... malaki

inutusan ni malaki si maliit na ihatid ang sulat sa post office
habang naglalakad napaaway si maliit at ang sulat ay nagkapunit punit
binuo ang sulat sa pamamagitan ng tape ng mabasa ng ama

Dear Baboy,
ibili nyo po kami ng isang dosenang anak at isang
kilong tatay.
ang inyong itlog... malaki

eek

?

haha .. wLa lang ntawa lang ako .. lol lol  

[jrccc]

B i r d i e ko --

pande-monyo XD

B i r d i e ko --

pande-monyo XD

eto makikisali lang po

may dalawang magkapatid, si malaki at si maliit... sumulat si malaki sa kanyang tatay..

Dear Tatay,
ibili nyo po kame ng isang dosenang itlog at isang kilong baboy
ang inyong anak... malaki

inutusan ni malaki si maliit na ihatid ang sulat sa post office
habang naglalakad napaaway si maliit at ang sulat ay nagkapunit punit
binuo ang sulat sa pamamagitan ng tape ng mabasa ng ama

Dear Baboy,
ibili nyo po kami ng isang dosenang anak at isang
kilong tatay.
ang inyong itlog... malaki

eek

?

haha .. wLa lang ntawa lang ako .. lol lol

XD thanks  

[ii Winter Sonata]

A lizard fell on a table.
Genius: Oh! reptila scincidae
Kikay: Eew, lizard
Astig: s**t, butiki!
Mataray: Shucks, butiks!
Mayaman: Yuck! Lacoste!
Mahirap: Pare, ulam! rofl rofl rofl  

[ii Winter Sonata]

uan:bkt my tali k s paa?
Pedr0:gs2 q ng m2tay,mgb2gti aq!
Juan:bkt s paa? dpt s leeg!
Pdr0:cnubukan q n s leEg knina.

............hnd aq mkahinga eh,.
rofl rofl  

[Hipster Orgasm]

Dalawang tao mag sswiming sa kanilang bakasyon

Lalake A : Tara pare dun tau sa malalim.. dun sa 6 ft!

Lalake B : d tayo pde dyan pare

Lalake A: Sa 5 feet nlang tau pare!

Lalake B : D parin tae pde dyan pare eh..

Lalake A : Ocge sa 3 feet nlng tayo. cgurado pede tau dyan!

Lalake B : D nga pwede eh!

Lalake A : Bakit nmn hindi?!?

Lalake B : Kasi DALAWA lang paa natin eh! rofl  

[Hipster Orgasm]

xXx_Cut3 Ivan_xXx

A lizard fell on a table.
Genius: Oh! reptila scincidae
Kikay: Eew, lizard
Astig: s**t, butiki!
Mataray: Shucks, butiks!
Mayaman: Yuck! Lacoste!
Mahirap: Pare, ulam! rofl rofl rofl

ahahaha nice one pare!  

[Versuch]

rofl blaugh a couple had 3 kids named somebody, nobody and crazy..nobody was the favorite,somebody was jealous..So, he killed nobody..crazy saw what happened, he called the cops andsaid, "hello police? somebody killed nobody!" the cop said, "are you crazy?" he sad,"yes I'm Crazy" blaugh rofl  

[Weh xD]

Akane_Sakamoto

rofl blaugh a couple had 3 kids named somebody, nobody and crazy..nobody was the favorite,somebody was jealous..So, he killed nobody..crazy saw what happened, he called the cops andsaid, "hello police? somebody killed nobody!" the cop said, "are you crazy?" he sad,"yes I'm Crazy" blaugh rofl

Hahahahha!! Nice Nice!! xd  

[lnsert]

Funny Qoutes blaugh

"Bakit mo ba pilit akong mawala sa iyong landas?
Oo, pasaway ako kung minsan at tanggap ko.
Pero pagkatapos mo akong iluwal ay ganon na lang?"
- tae sa bowl

"Kung ginalingan mo ang pagsupsop habang matigas pa ako,
hindi ka malalagkitan o magkakatulo!
Mabagal kang kumilos! Mabagal ka! Mabagaaaal!! !!"
- ice candy

"Sana brief na lang ako!"
- Rustom Padilla

 

[Versuch]

Weh xD

Akane_Sakamoto

rofl blaugh a couple had 3 kids named somebody, nobody and crazy..nobody was the favorite,somebody was jealous..So, he killed nobody..crazy saw what happened, he called the cops andsaid, "hello police? somebody killed nobody!" the cop said, "are you crazy?" he sad,"yes I'm Crazy" blaugh rofl

Hahahahha!! Nice Nice!! xd

Thank you po  

[G B A T]

SUMMER JOB?? ETO OH..

Summer Job Opportunities:

Package 1
- P 5,000/hr
- enchanted kingdom
- taga tulak ng anchor's away

Package 2
- P 7,000/day
- palengke
- taga lista ng noisy

Package 3
- P 800/min
- star city
- taga hila ng roller coaster

Package 4
- P 900/min
- quezon ave
- ikaw yung humps

Package 5
- P 5,000/hr
- PLDT
- ikaw yung dial tone

 

[G B A T]

N0EL: ippangalan
ko s aking anak
"LE0N" baliktad ng
N0EL.

NIN0: skin "0NIN"
baliktad ng NINO.
.
.
.
.
.
.
T0T0: wg ny0
ak0ng maisali-sali jan s usapan ny0!

 

[G B A T]

BOY: Hindi ata magiging tayo.

GIRL: Bakit?

BOY: Kuya mo kasi eh.

GIRL: Hindi noh! Gusto ka kaya nang kuya ko.

BOY: Yun na nga ee! Gusto ko rin siya.

 

[G B A T]

CLASS RECITATION:

Teacher: Juan, give me seven colors that start with letter M except Maroon!
Juan (napaisip): Hmmm... Ahhh... (nataranta dahil walang maisip)
Teacher (started to get pissed off): Any answer?!
Juan (with great conviction and confidence): Maitim, mapute, maputla, madilaw, mukhang berde, medyo asul... at MAMINK-MINK!
Teacher: GET OUT!!! (hahaha!!!)

 

[Weh xD]

Kayraf

Philosophy Teacher: Why do you believe in God? nakikita nyo ba siya?

Student: Hindi po!

Teacher: Hindi naman pala eh so walang God!

Sudent: Eh kayo sir, nakikita nyo ba utak nyo?

Teacher: Hindi bakit?

Student: TARA NA GUYS!! WALA NAMAN PALANG UTAK SI SIR EH!! rofl rofl rofl

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HHAHAHA!! TAMAAA!!! HINDI TOTOO ANG "TO SEE IS TO BELIEVE"

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