Random Quotes

[Jackalope2]

"I've never claimed drinking one of my potions would make you live forever. Merely that you might look as though you had." Alkor from Diablo 2

@Crazy. Nope, it isn't cheating if you have a book of quotes. In fact, it's all the better because of that. 3nodding  

[crazyrandomness]

awsome!!!!

"as far as i can tell it's just voices in my head.Am I talking to myself? 'Cause I don't know what I just said."-sum 41(lead singer...sorry i don't know his name !)  

[Jackalope2]

Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it.

Do no believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many.

Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books.

Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders.

Do not believe in traditions because they have been handed down for many generations.

But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it.

~ Buddha ~  

[crazyrandomness]

"i have alot of prince charmings,but i'm not their cinderella"-anon

"when u think it's perfect nobody else does"-me

"tears bring nothing but time to make up a good excuse"-me  

[whoopla]

heh heh heh heh  

[darkittyhero]

rofl mrgreen rofl
Hey, where'd my sandwich go?
(Lisa Simpson, in a tank, being Homer)

mrgreen  

[crazyrandomness]

"only conform when defacing public property or hurting people!" ~slavedriver and puppy  

[Jackalope2]

"My mother never got the irony of calling me a son of a b***h." Jack Nicholson  

[crazyrandomness]

"you went for the tounge not me...thats how u tell a gentalmen from an a*****e" ~kylee~ during a strange game after kissing my bestfriend!!  

[not_availible_nopm]

surprised heart rolleyes pirate pirate rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl  

[crazyrandomness]

"I'm like an open book....lets face it no one reads books anymore!"~kylee!!(i love this kid!!)

"no ,wait i'm like the bible...you don't read it you just look for what you want"~kylee(if this is offending it wasn't meant to be)

"like the bible...you can read it from cover to cover but"~me!!

"my favorite color is really dark green almost black with silver mixed in"~ james (sry it was random but i think it's a pretty color too!!  

[crazyrandomness]

funiest lyrics!!


"Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
when suddenly Batman burst from the shade
and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
when Aaron Carter came out of the blue

and he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
but before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
and took an AK47 out from under his hat
and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
because Optimus Prime came to save the day

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
and Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip

then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
then he jumped in the air and did a summersault
while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare, oooh

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...

angels sang out in immaculate chorus
down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
who deliver a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of Indiana Jones
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
but Chuck saw through his clever disguise
and he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs

then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
all came out of no where lightning fast
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy a**
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on total awe

and the fight raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
of Ultimate Destiny"~lemon demon  

[Merrin Spicer]

"Do not attempt fool experiments with the muck of mine" - Themelites  

[crazyrandomness]

"life is bitter sweet...it reminds me of japenese food!!"~drunk jordan!  

[crazyrandomness]

"when we talk...we always divide whatever it is....no matter what it is.....it reminds me of 2 little kids negotiating for pieces of cookie"~slavedriver

okay the story for this one is funny and true...we are talking about a word and we agree to share it just as we share everything....