Vending Machine

[The Tao of Maple Syrup]

You get a hungry Gamatatsu.

*inserts a telephone*  

[Miwaslover]

You get Iruka's Ichiraku Ramen Debt!

-inserts Coca Cola-

 

[pinoyidol2006]

you get the Curry of Life

inserts all of Kakashi's masks  

[The Tao of Maple Syrup]

You get a Rasengan in the face.

*inserts Kankurou's puppet strings*  

[Miwaslover]

You get the dead bodies of Sakon and Ukon!

-insert face make up-

 

[Kexita]

and out comes a costume like kankuros.

*inserts a graphic novel*  

[The Tao of Maple Syrup]

You get a one year free trial of the "Lifestyles of the Strong and Idiotic", with Naruto gracing the cover of the first issue.

*inserts a glass of milk*  

[Miwaslover]

You get Byakugan. So that's how their eyes become white.

-inserts backpain-

 

[Public Pervert]

You get the symbol on the back of Jonin/Chuunin jackets.

-Insters a pig plushie-  

[Dez Nihvet]

you get the bunny rabbit that Naruto attacked in season 1!


-inserts Sasuke's cuffs-  

[Miwaslover]

You get ninja violations. Those were hancuffs I guess

-inserts Flipper the dolphin movie-

 

[The Tao of Maple Syrup]

You get an invitation to the grand opening of the Kisame bar and grill. Maybe that movie'll be playing at the grand opening?

-inserts a venus flytrap-  

[Miwaslover]

You get Deidara's arm. Chow down!

-inserts Akatsuki Leader-

 

[Purple dragon lady]

You get all the Akatsuki rings in a pile.

*inserts the shards of Haku's broken mask*  

[Miwaslover]

You get splinters. Ouch. Have a band-aid.

-inserts Akatsuki member Hidan-