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Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 1:17 pm
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Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 8:23 pm
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Swamp Sparrow Not at an SCA event, but fun nonetheless. At the Bristol RenFaire: Merch: "Ladies!!! Buy yourselves a bodice and uplift your spirits! Lords!!! Buy your lady a bodice and uplift ye both!!! *not-quite-so-innocent look*" Then one guy was running a dunk-tank...thing. I'm not quite sure. I had just hung out with the "Picture of Perfection" and was laughing too hard to really pay attention. Keep in mind, I'm walking around with my boyfriend as this guy comes up to us. "My Lord! Care to dunk the Lady? Every Lady enjoys getting good and wet! *leer*" Me: "And I'm sure every Lord enjoys making them that way!" *bat eyelashes, pick up boyfriend's dropped jaw, drag him to the sharp and pointies while he's still dumbfounded*
I like the last one ^.^ |
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Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 11:31 pm
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Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 8:05 am
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Naito_Mitsukai Felix OFlynn Naito_Mitsukai Best Clinton quote EVER! ~after a long conversation of sharing clinton stories~ "I see the castle as a place to FIGHT in, not a place to do other 'F' words in!" rofl heart Grate. Yes - there are some other quotes hat ... Uhh... sweatdrop Aren't really quoteable for this site! rofl
You can always pm them to me ^.^ |
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Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:16 am
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Naito_Mitsukai Ooooh man! Never be the one the explain the workings of the cloved fruit. Every-so-often, they'd ask me to repeat them - and every-so-often 'My Lady, would you be so kind as to come here a moment?' 'Certainly MiLord, what can I do for you?' 'Could you please be my example for the rules, this beautiful lady doesn't know the game' It was always just an excuse to use it twice in a row!! rofl
Wait what is it now? |
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Not-So-Sweet Transvestite
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Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2010 12:33 am
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Naito_Mitsukai Ooooh man! Never be the one the explain the workings of the cloved fruit. Every-so-often, they'd ask me to repeat them - and every-so-often 'My Lady, would you be so kind as to come here a moment?' 'Certainly MiLord, what can I do for you?' 'Could you please be my example for the rules, this beautiful lady doesn't know the game' It was always just an excuse to use it twice in a row!! rofl |
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Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2010 11:29 am
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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 3:20 am
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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 3:26 am
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Runa Whynd Felix OFlyn I was at Border War last weekend... this wasn't even a pun... Three... gentalmen... sang a song about their p***s around the campfire. Heh, the campfire at my groups camping event can get interesting when after all the kiddies are in bed. Lovely songs like "Friggin in the Riggin" show up. And that old favorite, "Throw Your Leg Over!". "If all of the Laddies were words in a song, I'd wrap my lips 'round 'em and sing all night long!"
We don't allow children anywhere near our camp. By the time night falls we've dispensed with entendre completely. A selection of one of our favorites, entitled, "She's a Whore"
"Her breasts we called them lilies, for they were pure and white
Her muff we called Elizabeth for it was nice and tight
Her nips we called daisy and rose, for they're like flow'ring buds
But her a** we called the river Thames 'cause it was full of mud.
She's a whore, yes a whore, a lass of myth and lore,
A pontifex of oral sex, she'll ride you till you're sore
She's a whore, yes a whore, and dear to fleet and corps
Her legs are splayed, we'll all get laid by the whore that we adore"
A few rounds later, some of the songs get a bit crude. I think if I shared some of our real gems I'd be banned. |
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