That's no moon, it's a nerf herder: Quote Mixing Game

[FrozenPhoenix32]

mynocks!

This is no asteroid...  

[Nospai Deathous]

...it's a space station. ((sorry, couldn't help myself))
I already tried that! It's...  

[neoqueenserenity298]

The Lando System.

You are on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of.......  

[Nelowulf]

Bantha Poodoo!

Pray I do not alter the....  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

podrace.

Where is my  

[Nospai Deathous]

...pathetic lifeform?
Why do I get the feeling that you're...  

[neoqueenserenity298]

Anakin.

Then why don't you.....  

[Nospai Deathous]

...punch it!
When I met your father, he was already a...  

[neoqueenserenity298]

(I'm talking out the a, sorry)
like a father to me.

Then why don't you.....  

[Nospai Deathous]

(quite alright)
...so bad?
ou're gonna die here, you know- pretty...  

[neoqueenserenity298]

fair move, you know. Screaming about it won't help you.

Stretch out with your....  

[Nospai Deathous]

...new lightsaber.
Search your feelings, you know...  

[neoqueenserenity298]

I, am your father. (had to do it. It called to me)

Anakin, you're........  

[Nospai Deathous]

...the almighty sarlacc.
This bounty hunter is...  

[Capn Deep Blusi]

...Lando calrissian.

Dont worry jar jar. meesa find a way out of...