Corrupt-a-Wish

[-[-RaNdOmNeSs-]-]

Granted! But they were all stolen and now you're going to jail. XD

I wish I could have cool wigs in my house. : D  

[duckix3]

Granted, but they all come to life when you wear them and rip your head off. sweatdrop Homework has fried my brains crying

I wish I had big fat chocolate cake 3nodding  

[Different...Very.]

Granted. Its contents are mostly made up of the big fat guy who planned to steal it.

I wish I could graduate from college already  

[Sincerely Ophelia]

wish granted but no one is willing to hire you cuz your enemies from collage live in high places... not even Mc Donalds would accept your help...

I wish I had billions of billions of dollars so I could rebuild third world countries.  

[Different...Very.]

Granted, but they're greed for the billion or so you gave to other needy countries starts a third-world-country war leaving them in the same position they were in because they spent all the money on weapons and defense.


I wish my fiance would buy me the IRL WTF hat!  

[Sincerely Ophelia]

wish granted but somewhat stole it and sold it back to you for quadruple what you payed before.

I wish my mom would take me to cut my hair already.  

[eccentricanomaly]

Wish granted. Now, you have no hair.

I wish my contacts would stop bothering me.

Its A Girl Thing!

 

[Sincerely Ophelia]

wish granted, your eyes are now numb and blind.

(btw, my contacts are retarded and constantly bother me too. stupid contacts. i want glasses. I avoid using them as much as possible cuz I dont wan to become dependant on them. have you ever noticed people who have worn glasses forever end up looking weird without them, so I'm gonna avoid wearing my glasses -when I finally get them- as much as possible too.)

I wish the flavor in gum would last longer.  

[wonder_blue_or_KT]

granted but now you cant spit it out until it loses its flavor in ten years and swallowing it doesn't help at all

i wish that i could get past my writers block so i could work on my story  

[Sincerely Ophelia]

wish granted. but now your so full of ideas you forget everything before you can write it down.

I wish someone would gift me a day planner of some sorts (so I don't have to buy one myself) so I can get my life in order and stop forgetting things.  

[klausolas]

Granted but you constantly forget to carry it with you. Thus defeating its purpose.

I wish I had avi clothes to match this hat.  

[Sincerely Ophelia]

wish granted.
you got hacked and the completed outfit was stolen from you.

I wish I would stop being lazy about wearing my retainer. (At this rate I'm gonna have to get braces all over again gonk and my parents aren't gonna be happy about paying for them all ver again...  

[duckix3]

Wish granted, but then it gets stuck to your teeth and you have to wear it forever.

I wish time didn't pass by so fast.  

[klausolas]

Granted now each day lasts 56 hours.

I wish I could see a rainbow.  

[wonder_blue_or_KT]

granted, but nobody can see you

i wish my camera could record videos longer than 3 minutes