You Killed the AAY- How'd you do it? And WHY?

[Vampire-Elf of the Void]

Squashed like a butterfly.  

[crazywittlegirl]

Punch! Jab! Upper Cut!! and he's dead! It was a boxing match between me and his O Rly.  

[Vampire-Elf of the Void]

My ORLY? cut off her wings. YA RLY!  

[crazywittlegirl]

he made me flightless....So I made him dead  

[Vampire-Elf of the Void]

As I fell from the sky, I pulled her down with me. Her head hit the ground first.  

[crazywittlegirl]

He killed himself to get out of our marriage so I stabbed him with a butterknife to make sure he was dead. then divorced him.  

[Vampire-Elf of the Void]

I told my lawyer to kill her in case of my death or disappearance.  

[xp5ych0x]

I killed him because deer heads, moose heads, and tiger heads mounted on the wall aren't as cool as HUMAN heads! twisted  

[sailor Z]

I killed him with cyanide because I found my mother in his trophy collection.  

[themadwriter]

I used weed killer because I mistook her for a weed in my garden.  

[CnnmnSpider]

I brainwashed his animals and turned them against him because they left their droppings everywhere.  

[Fiery Snow]

She refused to put clothes on so I strangled/burned her with my whip of fire so she wouldn't need clothes any more.  

[CnnmnSpider]

I had my reindeers attack her because she couldn't accept my way of life.  

[themadwriter]

I b***h slapped her to death because she didn't realize that I'm a girl! scream  

[Kagonesti]

She died because I washed her mouth out with soap for using bad language. Didn't know she was allergic to the soap. And that's the Trufth!