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 Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 2:47 pm
Squashed like a butterfly.
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Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 2:51 pm
Punch! Jab! Upper Cut!! and he's dead! It was a boxing match between me and his O Rly.
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Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 2:52 pm
My ORLY? cut off her wings. YA RLY!
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Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 3:26 pm
he made me flightless....So I made him dead
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Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 3:28 pm
As I fell from the sky, I pulled her down with me. Her head hit the ground first.
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Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 3:55 pm
He killed himself to get out of our marriage so I stabbed him with a butterknife to make sure he was dead. then divorced him.
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Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 3:56 pm
I told my lawyer to kill her in case of my death or disappearance.
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 10:00 am
I killed him because deer heads, moose heads, and tiger heads mounted on the wall aren't as cool as HUMAN heads! twisted
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 11:18 am
I killed him with cyanide because I found my mother in his trophy collection.
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 3:03 pm
I used weed killer because I mistook her for a weed in my garden.
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 5:17 pm
I brainwashed his animals and turned them against him because they left their droppings everywhere.
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 5:52 pm
She refused to put clothes on so I strangled/burned her with my whip of fire so she wouldn't need clothes any more.
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 5:57 pm
I had my reindeers attack her because she couldn't accept my way of life.
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 9:37 pm
I b***h slapped her to death because she didn't realize that I'm a girl! scream
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 9:47 pm
She died because I washed her mouth out with soap for using bad language. Didn't know she was allergic to the soap. And that's the Trufth!
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