Things the Naruto cast would never say.

[Purple dragon lady]

Actually, from what I know of Sai, he might just say that.  

[Mysticfyreangel8]

Naruto: i don't like Sakura anymore. razz

Sasuke: never cared.... mad

Shikamaru: girls are too troublesome.

Voice of Kakashi: so she's up for grabs? wink

Temari: thats just sick you old stare

*enter kakashi*

Kakashi: so? blaugh

Sasuke: AARRRGGGG!!!!! MY EYES!!!! burning_eyes
Naruto: ........ eek
Temari: !!!!!!!!! scream  

[liz_bliz_inc]

Nephite Warrior

I saw something like this somewhere earlier, and thought it would be funny for this thread

Naruto is talking to Sakura, and Sai is also with them

Naruto: Hey, Sakura. Why do you wear a bra when you have nothing to put in it

Sakura: Why do you wear pants?

Sai: *Stares at both of them*

Naruto: Why wouldn't I wear pants?

Sai: *imitates Itachi when he fought Sasuke* Why wouldn't you wear pants? Because, you lack......p***s

O_O

*dies*  

[Nephite Warrior]

Itachi is standing over his parents bodies, and Sasuke is across the room(Just picture the flashbacks from the series)

Sasuke: Why did you do this?
Itachi: Because they took my cerial
Sasuke: There's another box in the cabinet you a*****e. You shouldn't kill them for taking your cerial.
Itachi: But it had little marshmallow bunnies, and the cerial was shaped like little shuriken. I WANTED MY SHURIKEN CERIAL!!!!
Sasuke: Wait, it was shaped like shurikens? I didn't know that.
Itachi: Yeah, isn't it great? I think we should find some more
Sasuke: I bet we could find alot in the other houses.....maybe there will be a prize in the box
Itachi: Forget it Sasuke, the prize is mine
Sasuke: Not if I get there first *runs to find the cerial*
Itachi: No fair, you got a head start.......*activates mangekyo sharingan and shows Sasuke flashbacks of the people stealing the cerial*
Sasuke: Noooooooo, don't show me this......why are you showing me this? *falls to ground*
Itachi: Success! Now the prize is mine!  

[nickjonas3lifebdsfsxf]

Sakura: ...

'Nough said.  

[Nephite Warrior]

Finora Lupin

Sakura: ...

'Nough said.

I don't get it  

[Mysticfyreangel8]

Sasuke: Naruto is an idiot! mad

Sakura: giggle. 3nodding

Inner Sakura: O'.'o
Both: HUH? Naruto??? confused

Naruto: HEY SASUKE, SAKURA WHERE ARE YOU GOING THE TOWN IS THIS WAY!!!!!!!!! surprised

Kakashi: hmmm and you two were saying? stare

Both: ..... sweatdrop  

[Samurai Senel]

Nephite Warrior

Finora Lupin

Sakura: ...

'Nough said.

I don't get it

It's something Sakura would never do, shut up.  

[Totle]

Choji: Hey... do I look fat?
Shikamaru: Nah... put some underwear on your head, you'll be fine

Naruto: SASUKE!
Sasuke: NARUTO!
*charge for battle... Naruto trips and falls*
Sasuke: haha... dunce.

Kakashi: Sakura, can I borrow your comb for a minute?

Tsunade: Man... I kinda feel like having some bacon. Oh, Ton-ton!

Shikamaru: Lee, ready for some training?!
Lee: naw... you can go on without me...

Sasuke: ******** this, Imma go listen to some Linkin Park!  

[Mysticfyreangel8]

Sasuke: Hello World and all it's beautiful inhabitants what a glorious morning! it's a perfect day to go see my fellow friends and plant some flowers for the elderly! whee  

[Ladyshion]

Mysticfyreangel8

Sasuke: Hello World and all it's beautiful inhabitants what a glorious morning! it's a perfect day to go see my fellow friends and plant some flowers for the elderly! whee

OMG Sasuke would never say that! rofl rofl
Naruto: Sasuke I love your hair my hair is so icky and blonde
Sasuke: eek
Sakura: Naruto your an idiot!* Punches him*  

[Honh]

Orochimaru: Kabuto, I quit.
Kabuto: eek Okay...


Jiraya: *ugh* women are starting to bore me. I'm going to start writing yaoi. But who can be my characters? *Sees Sasuke and Naruto training* idea Of course.....

Shino: I hate bugs.....

Shikamaru: Alright gang, let's go out there and be better ninjas! *Goes off and starts training Rock Lee style*

Itachi: Sasuke, I'm sorry... crying *goes and gives Sasuke a big hug*
Sasuke: eek Damn, that means all my training went to waste. Guess I have to let Orochimaru go...  

[Mysticfyreangel8]

Naruto: Look Sakura! i just bought back hair dye, and made clothes that looks like Sasuke's!!! now i can finally be as cool as he is! xp

Sakura: NOT IN A MILLION YEARS! IDIOT! stressed

Sasuke: look Sakura! i bought a costume that looks like Naruto. now i can scare everyone this Halloween. twisted

Sakura: thats soo cute!!! xd  

[Mysticfyreangel8]

Ladyshion

Mysticfyreangel8

Sasuke: Hello World and all it's beautiful inhabitants what a glorious morning! it's a perfect day to go see my fellow friends and plant some flowers for the elderly! whee

OMG Sasuke would never say that! rofl rofl
Naruto: Sasuke I love your hair my hair is so icky and blonde
Sasuke: eek
Sakura: Naruto your an idiot!* Punches him*

sure sasuke would, if we gave him laughing gas, and switched his brain with a lunatic.  

[nickjonas3lifebdsfsxf]

Sasuke: *ish skipping threw a valley of flowers with a beautiful pink tutu, a tiara and fairy wings* XD OMGSH!!11 LOOK AT ME!!!1 I'm, like, A FAIRY!

Neji: ONE!
Tenten: TWO!
Sasuke: THREE!
All: *jump into a big happy pose, all wearing Gai's training outfit and smiling that scary smile that twinkles, and giving the thumbs up* LET'S GO USE THE POWER OF YOUTH TO WRONG THOSE BAD GUYS!
Neji: *squees* Man, everytime we do that, I get a little shiver down my spine. It-is-so-awesome!
Sasuke: I KNOW! XD