The Silver Lining Game.

[CnnmnSpider]

But I can still sing.

The earth explodes.

 

[wonder_blue_or_KT]

The inernet is a bunch of satellites

your house explodes  

[CnnmnSpider]

I didn't like this house anyway..

YOU explode.

 

[wonder_blue_or_KT]

now i won't get yelled at

your hair disappears  

[klausolas]

I'll never have a bad hair day again. blaugh

The love of your life is dead.  

[wonder_blue_or_KT]

Now there wont be a dramatic break up

You can't type correctly  

[klausolas]

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Translation(Good Thing I know leet speak)

The calls are coming from inside the house. eek  

[NekoNeko_Luna]

you don't have to answer it cuz you know who it is.

you catch yourself on fire while the most valuable item you have was in chur pockets and the warranty had expired the day before.  

[CnnmnSpider]

Now I won't have to worry about losing it.

Your cat dies.

 

[griffeness]

MMmmmm chicken fried cat......yum i was running out of groceries.
You get electrocuted and can now only say the lyrics of the barney theme song.  

[Euphrasia Celestine]

my plot to annoy the world will now be a success!!

Your skin falls off.  

[klausolas]

acne will plague me no more!

I know what you did last summer.  

[flomo]

my summer was better than yours

you have hiccups for the rest of your life.  

[Aurora Sing]

Finally my 15 minutes of fame in the Guiness Book of World Records!

You failed Senior Math...again.  

[Momma_2_Jo]

Now I have more time to spend with my kids.

Your car broke down in the middle of nowhere.