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 Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 1:02 pm
 But I can still sing.
The earth explodes.
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Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 1:08 pm
The inernet is a bunch of satellites
your house explodes
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Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 1:10 pm
I didn't like this house anyway..
YOU explode.
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Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 1:41 pm
now i won't get yelled at
your hair disappears
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Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 4:47 pm
I'll never have a bad hair day again. blaugh
The love of your life is dead.
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Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 6:58 pm
Now there wont be a dramatic break up
You can't type correctly
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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:21 pm
900d 7#!/V9 I ]< /V 0 // 133t 5]o34]<
Translation(Good Thing I know leet speak)
The calls are coming from inside the house. eek
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Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 8:38 pm
you don't have to answer it cuz you know who it is.
you catch yourself on fire while the most valuable item you have was in chur pockets and the warranty had expired the day before.
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Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 2:50 pm
Now I won't have to worry about losing it.
Your cat dies.
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Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 11:05 am
MMmmmm chicken fried cat......yum i was running out of groceries.
You get electrocuted and can now only say the lyrics of the barney theme song.
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 3:21 pm
my plot to annoy the world will now be a success!!
Your skin falls off.
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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 10:46 am
acne will plague me no more!
I know what you did last summer.
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Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 3:27 pm
my summer was better than yours
you have hiccups for the rest of your life.
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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:06 am
Finally my 15 minutes of fame in the Guiness Book of World Records!
You failed Senior Math...again.
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Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 5:19 am
Now I have more time to spend with my kids.
Your car broke down in the middle of nowhere.
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