Star Wars: One Line at a Time

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Leia: "No! Alderaan is peaceful. We have no weapons. You can't possibly..."  

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Tarkin: "You prefer another target? A military target? Then name the system! I grow tired of asking this so it will be the last time. Where is the Rebel base?"  

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Leia: "Dantooine. They're on Dantooine."
Tarkin: "You see Lord Vader, she can be reasonable. Continue with the operation. You may fire when ready."  

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Leia: "What?!!!!!"
Tarkin: "You're far too trusting. Dantooine is too remote to make an effective demostration, but don't worry, we will deal with your rebel friends soon enough."
Leia: "NO!!!!!"

*Alderaan blows up*  

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Luke: "Are you alright? What's wrong?"
Obi-Wan: "I felt a great disturbance in the Force. It's as if millions of voices cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I feel something terrible has happened. You better get on with your exercises."  

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Then it's:

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In the back of the ship

Han: Well, you can forget those Imperail slugs I told you I'd out run them...Don't everyone thank me at once.

Chewie: Rawr!

C3PO: It was a fair move, screaming about it won't help.

Han: Let him have it, it's not wise to upset a wookie.

C3PO: But sir no one worries about upsetting a droid

Han: That's because droids don't pull poeple's arms out of their sockets when they loose, wookies are known to do that.

C3PO: I suggest a new strategy R2, let the wookie win.

 

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Obi-Wan: "Remember a Jedi can feel the Force flowing through him."
Luke: "You mean it controls your actions?"
Obi-Wan: "Partially, but it also obeys your commands."  

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Han: *laughs* "Hokey religions and anceint blasters are no match for a good blaster at your side kid."  

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Luke: "You don't believe in the Force, do you?"
Han: "Kid, I've flown from one side of the galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange things, but i've never seen anything to make me beleive there's one all powerful force controlling everything. No mystical energy controls my destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense."  

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Obi-Wan: "I suggest you try it again Luke, but this time let go of your conscious self and act on instinct."  

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Luke: "With the blast shield down i can't even see. How am I supposed to fight?"
Obi-Wan: "Your eyes can decieve you. Don't trust them."  

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Obi-Wan: "Stretch out with your feelings."  

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Obi-Wan: "See you can do it."
Han: "I call it luck."  

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Obi-Wan: "In my experience there's no such thing as luck."
Han: "Look, good against remotes is one thing. Good against the living, that's something else. Looks like we're coming up on Alderaan."  

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Luke: "You know i did feel something. I could almost see the remote."
Obi-Wan: "That's good. You're taking your first step into a larger world."