Make up an outrageous lie about the guy above you

[L Ron Jeremy]

"Equality is a chain, like obedience..."

^ killed an Italian mobster with a block of Swiss cheese.

"Like fear or uncertainty or self doubt."

 

[screwed pixie]

^ lead a rebellion against the people of Joplin Missouri.  

[trampyre]

^ knows all the words to, and dances along with, the song from Robin Hood: Men in Tights.  

[j3ll0_m0nk3y]

^was part of the original Broadway cast for the musical, Lestat.  

[Henneth Annun]

^Is my real mother...............................................  

[j3ll0_m0nk3y]

^'s father is a powerful member of the Russian Mafia.

I didn't want to tell you, sweetie, but you were bound to find out one day...  

[Henneth Annun]

*I knew it!!!* *I actually did have a relative in the Italian Mafia...*

^loves me.  

[trampyre]

^ is the ghost of Christmas Past.  

[Henneth Annun]

^ is a supervillan living in the sewers of Vienna.  

[master_maji]

^ created a monster out of spare parts of evil people ( which is me btw xd )  

[Henneth Annun]

Yes, I'm very proud of my creation too! twisted *muahahahaha*

^drains peoples pools during the night and fills them with LSD

PS- please come around to my house  

[master_maji]

XWraith_LordX

Yes, I'm very proud of my creation too! twisted *muahahahaha*

^drains peoples pools during the night and fills them with LSD

PS- please come around to my house

sure why not + it's funny what they do.

^makes mattresses out of large corpses and raccoon fur and sells them on ebay

( i love my bed now smells of garbage and graveyards blaugh )  

[Henneth Annun]

master_maji

XWraith_LordX

Yes, I'm very proud of my creation too! twisted *muahahahaha*

^drains peoples pools during the night and fills them with LSD

PS- please come around to my house

sure why not + it's funny what they do.

^makes mattresses out of large corpses and raccoon fur and sells them on ebay

( i love my bed now smells of garbage and graveyards blaugh )

^stuffs vultures with dried boar's eyeballs for pillows.

I should make you a Halloween card.... xd  

[trampyre]

^ is a business partner on eBay with master_maji selling raccoon-fur lined corpse mattresses, boar-eyeball-stuffed vulture pillows, live tree frog-filled duvets, snakeskin coverlets, worm and sowbug- stuffed bunny rabbit neck roll pillows, spiderweb canopies, and other luxuriously morbid bedding supplies


blaugh  

[Gothic Muffin of Doom]

^ Has purschased each and every one of those items she mentioned from eBay.