Lines You'll Never Hear

[Darkened Angel]

Vader: Who's your daddy? wink
Leia: You're my daddy!
Vader: Yeah, baby. twisted
Leia: No, really. You're my father.
Vader: Life can be so cruel... crying  

[Jaden_Ordo]

lady_skuld

Mareal's Top 10 RP Quotes:

10) "If it bleeds, we can kill it."

9) "I'm not into politics, I'm into survival"

cool "I'll be back."

7) "I have a love interest in every one of my films - a gun."

6) "Hasta la vista, baby!"

5) "I can promise you that when I go to Coruscant, I will pump up Coruscant."

4) "What is best in life: Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!"

3) "To those critics who are so pessimistic about our economy, I say, Don't be economic girlie men!"

2) "It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat."

1) "Having a pump is like having sex. I train two, sometimes three times a day. Each time I get a pump. It's great. I feel like I'm coming all day."

Yea, thats the way Kalin likes it. wink  

[Nelowulf]

(It's also a real quote from Arnold. They all are. I'm rather sad she didn't put in 'The best things for your health are pumpign and humping', but it's not my list.)

Naomi: *after crashing* I guess it was a little more different than I thought...  

[Des Voh]

Asajj Ventress: Sword-chucks, yo! biggrin  

[Darkened Angel]

Vader: Luke, I am your father.
Luke: NOOOOOOOO!
Vader: See? You even got my " No! " scream, only more whiny like your b***h of a mother.
Luke: How many parodies of this scene can one person make?
Vader: Enough to make me lose faith in humanity... sweatdrop  

[Missing00]

Siren: So, what are we gonna do tonight?
Calliga: There's no "we" in b*****b.  

[Darkened Angel]

Obi-Wan: I've seen my share of idiots. That punk Anakin Bigwhiner was the last straw. The only reason I didn't turn Sith was because my name would be Darth Aynuce, which is just too damn close to a**s.  

[Missing00]

Nelo: Cale?
Cale: Here.
Nelo: Stellar?
Stellar: here.
Nelo: Skuld?
Skuld: here.
Nelo: Missing? Missing? Missing? Missing?
DA: Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Missing pass out at the Cantina last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
Nelo: Thank you Ms. Angel
DA: no prob bob.
Nelo: Celestia?  

[Jaden_Ordo]

Jaden: I wish I were a woman...
Cale: So do I...
Jaden: eek
Cale: Oh, you'd like it.


((I don't even think that was funny. Im too tired to tell))  

[Darkened Angel]

Akk Dog: * pants excitedly *
Laura: Good boy. * pets it * Now, sit up.
Akk Dog: * sits up *
Laura: Speak.
Akk Dog: RAAAARRRR!
Laura: Win the talent show.
Akk Dog: * puts on a hat and holds a cane while dancing * Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey!  

[Nelowulf]

Xan and Laura are playing Pazaac...

Xan: Do you hear something?
Laura: No.
Xan: It sounds like air leaking out of a tire...
Laura: We're in a space ship, and everythign in here has repulsorlifts. What could possibly be inflated.
Xan: Do you normally hold your cards so close to your chest?
Laura:... Yes.
Xan: You look... smaller.
Laura: ******** you! *stomps out*
Xan: I was just joking.
Laura: *outside earshot* man I shouldn't have had the double bean burrito...  

[Darkened Angel]

Captain Jag: Bring me Peter Xan!
Xan: It's Xan Rood. What the Hell are you doing?
Jag: I was wanting to do a Captain Hook impersonation.
Xan: Well it sucks.
Jag: Can you do better?
Xan: Um... I'll be in my room. How about a drink later?
Jag: You didn't answer my- Hey get back here!  

[Nelowulf]

Jag: Hey, aren't you Jackie Xan?
Xan: What the hell is it this time?
Jag: Force users must defeat Force users!
Xan: An impersonation of Uncle?
Jag: Yeah. Whatcha think?
Xan: It sucks.
Jag: So do you.
Xan: You would know.
Jag: Damn straight... Hey, wait! Come back here you little sith!  

[Nelowulf]

((the tune if anyone need's It: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6oAFlPLGA8 ))

Xan sits in the hangar playing the quetarra to his dog...

Traveling in a fried-out combie
On a spacey trail, load full of zombie
I met an ample lady, she made me nervous
She took me in and gave me breakfast
And she said,

"Do you come from a deck down under?
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear Jag’s thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."

I saw a Mando in a tussle
He was six foot four and full of muscles
I joked, "Do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a knuckle sandwich
And he said,

"You better go to a deck down under
Where liters flow and men chunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the blunder?
You better run, you better take cover."

Wandering on the ship’s bridge
With a slack jaw and prolly a broke ridge
I said to Kalin, "Are you trying to tempt me
Because I come from a rich fam-i-ly?"
And he said,

"Did you come from a deck down under? (oh yeah yeah)
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear Jag’s thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."  

[Darkened Angel]

Xan: They me strollin' They be hatin' They all think I just not that purdy.
Laura: Well some girls like 'em more rugged.
Xan: That include you? wink
Laura: Nevermind.