Galactic Travel and Information Help Desk (RP help)

[Nelowulf]

Should I do it slowly, or quickly? Or, give him common sense to take up my offer to let him go?  

[AFK Masturbating]

Whatever tickles your fancy.  

[elvisnake]

It'd probably be more exciting if it were a duel, but if CW's letting you puppet, it's up to you.  

[Nelowulf]

I'd like to think the good guys had some brains.... So I'll send him back to CW.  

[elvisnake]

Ok, sounds good.  

[AFK Masturbating]

Allrighty, then ... lemme think of what I'd have a guardian of the rainbow bridge do. xd  

[elvisnake]

Rainbow Bridge... What?  

[Nina Halford]

In Nordic myth, Heimdall guards the rainbow bridge.
Nelo: one paladin coming up!  

[Nelowulf]

He protects people who are turning from straight to gay.

First, they must answer him three questions.....  

[elvisnake]

Wow, if they get the question wrong, I shudder to think what happens.  

[Nelowulf]

Into the Gorge of Nosex you go.  

[elvisnake]

Well, it's better than some things that might have possibly happened but didn't, thank God.  

[Nelowulf]

No, the Spikes of Bisexuality are a painful way to go sometimes. Never know what you're going to get that night.  

[elvisnake]

To change the subject, if the IK's must never have met the real Fel, or else they wouldn't have thought that he was dead when it was his double that died. Perhaps the double has always been on the throne, with Fel behind the scenes, like a creepy, old Padme Amidala.  

[Nelowulf]

It doesn't matter to me.

Heimdal knows where Ferno is headed next. Should Shinn and CW wish it, they can follow.