Make up an outrageous lie about the guy above you

[trampyre]

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^ Has purschased each and every one of those items she mentioned from eBay.

*blushes* now my terrible ssssecret isss out... how could anyone track me to where my parcels were being delivered at the sewer gate? My sentriessss are sssupposssed to be on duty...

^ wishes they had a cool supervillain lair too  

[Gothic Muffin of Doom]

I just followed the peculiar smell.
twisted  

[trampyre]

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I just followed the peculiar smell.
twisted

^envies my new patented perfume, Evil Super Villain (C) Brand Odeur Horrifique  

[Gothic Muffin of Doom]

^ eats brains for breakfast, Lunch ...... and dinner.  

[trampyre]

^also enjoys poached brains, as well as brains on toast. Is currently working on a new Brain-flavoured ice cream, as well as other brain-flavoured confections.  

[Henneth Annun]

trampyre

^also enjoys poached brains, as well as brains on toast. Is currently working on a new Brain-flavoured ice cream, as well as other brain-flavoured confections.

^is trying to steal away the competion by releasing a line of poached lung, lung on toast, lung flavored ice cream and other lung flavored confections.  

[Veruniel]

^Secretly exhumes the bodies of famous people to collect their spinal columns.  

[trampyre]

^enjoys Wraith Lord's (suspiciously vertebrae-shaped) homemade sushi.  

[Henneth Annun]

^is finding me the bones of Erasmus so I can make some Dutch sushi.  

[trampyre]

^is now a well-known connoisseur of vertebra sushi, has successfully sold two cookbooks and opened a trendy restaurant in LA.  

[AdrianaKitten]

^Rides her coat-tails with free copies of "101 Ways to Eat your Brains"  

[Henneth Annun]

^replaced her towns water supply with strait vodka.  

[AdrianaKitten]

^Sneaks into auto supplies stores and fondles the replacement mufflers.  

[Veruniel]

^uses trees to poledance in the middle of the woods when the moon is full!  

[AdrianaKitten]

^Spreads deodorant on her toast before she eats it.