Make up an outrageous lie about the guy above you

[Veruniel]

AdrianaKitten

^Spreads deodorant on her toast before she eats it.

Actually I had a dog who liked eating deodorant.

Hmm. Regularly poisons her guests with moldy marmite.  

[Sayga Takaino]

^ loves to go whaling in they're spare time.  

[Henneth Annun]

^doesn't know much about English grammar

^spends afternoons licking raw chickens at the butchers shop  

[AdrianaKitten]

^Gives tour buses quick, dirty shows when they pass her workplace/corner during tours.  

[Labradorescence]

^Brushes their teeth once a year  

[AdrianaKitten]

^Is the professional matchmaker for government officials and bright young homosexuals.  

[Labradorescence]

^Is actually a spy from the "Like Got OMG Preps" guild.  

[Henneth Annun]

^ single handedly started this whole bloody recession. stare  

[Labradorescence]

^Has a beard that touches their toes  

[shadowcat715]

^Borrowed a copy of "The Magical Faraway Tree" in 6th grade and never returned it.  

[Twisted Maggot]

^Is really the cookie monster in disguise.  

[Henneth Annun]

^collects old computer monitors............  

[Twisted Maggot]

^Collects gum wrappers and dissolves them in peroxide for a hobby...  

[Gothic Muffin of Doom]

^Strangles her enemies and buries them in the basement.  

[Twisted Maggot]

*gasp!* How did you know?! eek

^Puts on a big pink fluffy costume and dances around in circles in front of strangers