Make up an outrageous lie about the guy above you

[Henneth Annun]

^ ate her grandfather's wig. ninja  

[Twisted Maggot]

^Ate her grandmother's cat...  

[Henneth Annun]

My grandfather raised homing pigeons, right? Well oneday my grandmother got into an argument with him before he went to work. Apparently he always wanted some sort of expensive meat for dinner and she was tired of making steak and stuff all the time and wanted to make something else, something stupid like that. So he went to work and when he came home, my grandmother had cooked his favorite pigeon. eek He was furious.

Later they divorced.

^raided a chemical supply store to for ingredients for a "cake" for a veerrrryyyy special person....  

[Twisted Maggot]

eek

^Broke into her own house one night, robbed the place, and broke back out screaming and running like a maniac  

[Gothic Muffin of Doom]

^has no more place in the basement for the bodies, So she will start to use her backyard.  

[Twisted Maggot]

^Caught me burying someone in my backyard and ran away screaming, and flailing her arms all over the place  

[Henneth Annun]

^ is toast. literally and figurativley.  

[Twisted Maggot]

^ Is actually an illegal immigrant in disguise as Peter Griffin  

[trampyre]

^collects earwigs, mashes them into a paste, adds it to cookie batter and then sells the cookies at bake sales  

[Twisted Maggot]

I'm afraid of earwigs... ninja

^Convinced Tony the tiger to get a job at the local bomb factory, and later, laughed at his funeral  

[broken_joker]

^Smashed up one of their teachers cars in a drunken haze because they thought they ran over their rabbit, when actually it was their little brother  

[Twisted Maggot]

^Robbed someone's house for the food they had  

[Henneth Annun]

^ is made out of bricks  

[broken_joker]

^Is Elmer, the multi-coloured, patchwork elephant in disguise  

[Henneth Annun]

^ drops goldfish into people's water glasses in various fancy restaurants