Make up an outrageous lie about the guy above you

[Twisted Maggot]

^Is really a 45 year old hairy man who stalks children  

[the_underworks]

Is an unusual prostitute who only accepts beer bottle caps in exchange for her services.  

[Twisted Maggot]

*gasp* How rude. stare

^ Is really the grim reaper, but doesn't do his job right because he lets the elderly live while he takes away the lives of children  

[the_underworks]

^ has a toenail clipping collection XP  

[Henneth Annun]

^The first case of herpes starts with him  

[Twisted Maggot]

I'd believe that... ninja Lol just kidding.

^Sets random people on fire for fun  

[Gothic Muffin of Doom]

^ Is going to kill me and bury me in her backyard because I saw her.  

[Twisted Maggot]

^Is going to come back to life, claw her way out of the ground, and stalk children after I bury her  

[the_underworks]

^ doesnt stay in the kitchen and scrub floors all day  

[Henneth Annun]

^gets off on seeing her scrubbing floors  

[Twisted Maggot]

^Throws plates at me while I'm scrubbing floors  

[Gothic Muffin of Doom]

^ Doesn't tell that she just finished scrubbing so she can watch people slip on the newly scrubbed wet floor.  

[trampyre]

^lives in the BuffyVerse  

[Henneth Annun]

I own all 7 Buffy seasons.... ninja

^is a proffesional butcher living in Yellowknife  

[Gothic Muffin of Doom]

^is obsessed with mutilated children corpses.