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Different...Very. Vice Captain
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 Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 7:46 pm
That snake/dragon tattoo creeped me out. It looked like it would come alive or something
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Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 4:10 pm
The creepy clown make up gave me nightmares.
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Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 5:24 am
the avi abouve could fly away from me
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Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 10:30 pm
Hi my name is Ellen Degeneres and her and I were so in love and very happily marries together as we made herstory by being the lesbos to tie the not. But when I found out that she had been previousely married and hadn't signed the devorse papers to her husband I called it quits with her right away! mad eek confused xp heart stressed xd cheese_whine
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Different...Very. Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 5:39 pm
I kept getting this feeling that she felt she was better than me instead of my equal. I guess that's what comes with marrying the divine.
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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 4:14 pm
Seeing her wear that dessert cap made me want to eat her. I figured a divorce would be less trouble than having to plea temporary insanity before a judge for eating my wife.
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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 5:57 pm
There was so many things sticking out of her and in bed she cut me all over and i didnt want to be turned into ripped paper.
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Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 4:57 pm
She over salted my food, it was either divorce or kill.
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 4:51 pm
He had a baby face. Everyone thought I was a cradle robber.
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:56 pm
... her unicorn would attack me when she wasn't looking ... stare ... i never liked unicorns anyways .... *sniffle,sniffle*
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Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 6:00 pm
they moo'd too much in there sleep
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Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 6:13 pm
She brought another guy to bed... while I was still in it!!! scream
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Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 7:24 pm
Couldn't sleep without tons of plushies. They took up more bed then me.
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Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 11:17 am
She didn't like my babies. crying
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Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 6:30 pm
I refused to share affection with a santa cow plushie.
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