Stupid Question, Stupid Answer Game .-.

[Nefertiri Merytmut]

Because your mouth will fall off if you don't.

Why does my cat like it when I scratch his chin?  

[Esquire The Onomatopoeia]

hes an incarnation of old yeller

i gotta see the answer for this

why do black people like chicken?

 

[hazel843]

Because, I wont let my slaves eat beef

Hmmmm, did I say that out loud?  

[Plaid 2 the Bone]

Because you have no shame.. (big news flash there. lol)

What is the sound of one hand clapping?
 

[HyperActiveEmo205]

umm clocks?? why do people seem smarter than me??  

[summerwaves112]

because they arent.




why do pigs fly high in the sky???  

[HyperActiveEmo205]

because and i quote this cows can jump over the moon end quote and the pigs wanted to do something cool  

[JDBReaper]

Godzilla vs a Godzilla-sized King Kong

who wins?  

[Kitten254]

i do...

who loses???  

[Plaid 2 the Bone]

New Tokyo.

Why is Edo now Tokyo, and New Amsterdam now New York, and Constantinople now Istanbul?
 

[alyss_1988]

because the hilbillies couldn't tell them apart.

Why do i have to send the flying monkeys out after the neighborhood kids?  

[Kitten254]

cuz they love you soo much they put eggs on ur head...

why do people not understand love?  

[Plaid 2 the Bone]

Because love is nonsence.

'What's love got to do with it?'
 

[Kitten254]

well.......IM A MATCH MAKER!!!!!!!


aren't i akward?  

[Plaid 2 the Bone]

Only if you feel awkward.

Why must we be 'matched' and 'paired' off?
Are you that insecure that you need someone else to feel complete?