Make up an outrageous lie about the guy above you

[Gothic Muffin of Doom]

^uses blood instead of milk for her cereals.  

[Creta the Otaku]

lol nothing beats a good bowl of blood and cheerios. rofl

^goes to school in the middle of the night and writes all over the school how much they love there principal.  

[Gothic Muffin of Doom]

^ Is plannig to murder her neigbours and make it look like they all commited suicide (you have to get the blood for your cereals).  

[Creta the Otaku]

(of course nothing tastes better XD)

^ brings thumbnails and screws to school to eat for lunch.  

[The_First_God_Zero]

^Will someday rule the world.-  

[screwed pixie]

^ impersonates the easter bunny  

[Twisted Maggot]

^Will one day become a professional clown who murders people eek  

[Creta the Otaku]

^ Instead of cereal you eat spiders and worms.  

[Gothic Muffin of Doom]

^Has a collection of human eyeballs.  

[Henneth Annun]

^ is the re-incarnation of Erwin Rommel  

[Creta the Otaku]

^Cuts steak with a katana  

[Gothic Muffin of Doom]

^likes her steaks raw.  

[Creta the Otaku]

^Chews bottles until they're flat all the time.  

[Henneth Annun]

^chews pen caps for lunch