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Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 9:35 pm
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Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 8:04 am
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 2:04 am
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 5:53 am
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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 8:50 pm
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 9:04 pm
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Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 11:01 pm
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[Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background]
Announcer: "Intruder Alert! Intruder Alert! Jedi Assassin is in the base!"
[Signs illuminate on a large Security Panel: "Intruder Alert', 'JEDI Assassin' and 'In Base'; Pull out to reveal Lady Marie Celeste watching the board]
Soldier: "A Jedi Assassin is in the base!?"
[Celeste reaches from off-screen and pulls her Heavy Blaster Pistol off a rack of weapons. Cut to Celeste dashing down the stairs and through the Base while saying "Crap, crap, crap!" with every step she takes]
Announcer: "Protect the Data cards!"
Celeste: "We need to protect the data cards!"
[Camera pans to reveal Jakar Rokal trying to open the code-locked 'Datacard Room' door]
Jakar: "Yo, a lil' help here!?"
[Celeste pushes Jakar aside and begins to 'decode' the combination]
Celeste: "All right, all right I got it, stand back, kid. 1, 1, 1, umm... 1!"
Jakar: Let's go, let's go-
[A fully armored Darth Marr comes around the corner, .48 Enforcer in-hand, charging towards the other Sith]
Marr: "INCOMING!"
[Marr shoulder-barges the door, splintering it, and sending the three of them tumbling into the Intelligence Room. Jakar reaches the desk to discover the case holding the datacards is perfectly safe.]
Jakar: "AAAAAAAAAHey, it's still here!"
Marr: "AAAAAAAAAaaalright then."
Volgen: "Ahem."
[Camera zooms in to reveal Volgen, with Lady Maliss' corpse over one shoulder.]
Volgen: "Gentlemen."
MEET THE JEDI SHADOW
[Cut back to Volgen, carrying the dead Maliss towards the desk.]
Volgen: "I see the case is safe."
Celeste: "Safe and sound."
Jakar: "Yeah it is!"
Volgen: "Tell me... did anyone happen to kill a JEDI assassin on the way here?"
[The other three Sith shake their heads and shrug]
Volgen: No? Then we still have a problem.
[He deposits Maliss' body on the desk, revealing a bloody knife in her back.]
Celeste: "...and a knife."
[Jakar approaches and removes the knife.]
Jakar: "Oooh, big problem. I killed plenty of assassins; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scum-bags - like you!"
[Jakar attempts to twirl the knife, only to cut himself on the finger and drop it.]
Jakar: "Ow! No offense."
[Volgen deftly retrieves the knife, twirls it and hands it grip first back to Jakar.]
Volgen: "If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me. And nothing... nothing like the man loose inside this building."
Jakar: "What're you? President of his fan-club?"
Marr & Celeste: (chuckling)
[Volgen turns to face Jakar with a slight growl.]
Volgen: "No... that would be your mother!"
[Volgen reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of Pash Antilles and Jakar's mother.]
Jakar: "What the...!?" (stammering.)
Volgen: "Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today."
[The other Sith examine the photographs. Marr leans over and shows Celeste one photo in particular.]
Celeste: Wow...
[Jakar frantically retrieves the photos as Volgen clenches and unclenches his clawed hand before his face in the foreground.]
Jakar: "Gimme that!"
Volgen: "This Shadow has already breached our defenses..."
[Fade to Pash, creeping through some tunnels. He pauses at a corner, as the camera pulls back to reveal Rook setting up a sentry turret. He slides a bomb across the floor which explodes directly underneath the turret]
Rook: "Jetii!"
[Rook frantically reaches for her Pistol, only to have Pash shoot her in the head with his custom silenced slug pistol. The dead Mando crashes through a door and Pash steps over her and fires at a target off-screen.]
[Cut back to the Intelligence Room. Volgen leans over the dead Maliss, gesturing frantically.]
Volgen: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues!"
[Flash back to Maliss, now alive and examining a security screen in a cul-de-sac room. Pash creeps up on her, only to have Maliss engage him with her sabers. A lightsaber struggle ensues, and Maliss is ultimately backstabbed with Pash's knife]
[Cut back to Intelligence Room]
Volgen: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us..."
[Fade to Pash fighting Demaia, armed with her lightfoil.]
Demaia: [Evil female villain laugh]
[Pash breaks Demaia's arm, disarming her. Close-up on Pash's face as a holoshroud projects her face over his, sans spectacles.]
Demaia: (gasps)
[Pash kills Demaia with a well-placed Judo chop to the throat, knocking off her glasses, which he catches and wears, completing his disguise.]
[Cut back to Intel Room. Volgen looks frantic and growls between sentences.]
Volgen: "He could be in this very room! He could be you! He could be me! He could even be-"
[Volgen is cut off as his head explodes violently. The camera switches to Celeste, blaster in hand, with a confused Marr, and a panicked Jakar.]
Jakar: "Woah, woah, woah!"
Marr: "Celeste!"
[Celeste checks the blaster charge with a click.]
Celeste: "What? It was obvious! He's the Jedi Assassin! Watch, his holoshroud will fade any second now..."
[Celeste and Marr approach the dead Volgen. Celeste pokes the corpse with her boot.]
Celeste: "Any second now... See? Red! The Republic's colors! Oh wait...that's blood."
[Jakar lingers behind, his expression sinister. He approaches Celeste and Marr, retrieving the knife he pocketed earlier, and twirling it easily in hand. As he approaches, he flickers and melts, revealing himself to be Pash]
Marr: "So, we still have a problem..."
Celeste: "Big problem... alright, who's ready to go find this Assassin?"
Pash: "I'm right behind you."
[Ending fanfare, with stabbing sounds from Celeste and Marr punctuating to the beat of the tune.]
[Fade to the scattered photos of Jakar's Mother. Pash retrieves one of them and smiles wistfully.]
Pash: "Heh...What a woman."
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Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 7:18 pm
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Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 1:37 am
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 7:38 am
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Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 8:32 pm
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:33 am
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Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:05 pm
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:43 pm
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