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 Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 11:32 pm
Alianna Naviri Cale Darksun We Invented Hell!!! He doesn't know what the hell he's talkning about!!! if only that weren't true... e_e what the hell you looking at, Nurse Probulator?
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 11:33 pm
Cale Darksun Johnny Malone When a couple of guys told him they were Church going Christians he told them "Sin on Saturday. Church on Sunday" I find it catchy. And because your a Pagan I feel the need to do this (no offense): *grabs a bucket of holy water and starts to throw droplets of it on CW's head with his hand* "The Power of Christ compels you! The Power of Christ compels you!"*grabs a bible and starts reading* And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats... okay that's enough. it should be pointed out that /he/ was not the one to bring up religion. he just happens to have a pic. of the bible in his sig, along with a christian message of christian message-ness. no harm done there.
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 11:34 pm
Cale Darksun Alianna Naviri Cale Darksun We Invented Hell!!! He doesn't know what the hell he's talkning about!!! if only that weren't true... e_e what the hell you looking at, Nurse Probulator? were you referring to the mass crucifictions (thinking spartacus times), the crusades, the holocost...what?
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 11:34 pm
Alianna Naviri Cale Darksun Johnny Malone When a couple of guys told him they were Church going Christians he told them "Sin on Saturday. Church on Sunday" I find it catchy. And because your a Pagan I feel the need to do this (no offense): *grabs a bucket of holy water and starts to throw droplets of it on CW's head with his hand* "The Power of Christ compels you! The Power of Christ compels you!"*grabs a bible and starts reading* And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats... okay that's enough. it should be pointed out that /he/ was not the one to bring up religion. he just happens to have a pic. of the bible in his sig, along with a christian message of christian message-ness. no harm done there. ....you do realize thats not a real bible passage, correct?
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 11:36 pm
Alianna Naviri Cale Darksun Alianna Naviri Cale Darksun We Invented Hell!!! He doesn't know what the hell he's talkning about!!! if only that weren't true... e_e what the hell you looking at, Nurse Probulator? were you referring to the mass crucifictions (thinking spartacus times), the crusades, the holocost...what? Seal your hatch During the twenties, Protestants hung my great grand uncle for being a Catholic Immigrant.
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 11:37 pm
Cale Darksun Alianna Naviri Cale Darksun Johnny Malone When a couple of guys told him they were Church going Christians he told them "Sin on Saturday. Church on Sunday" I find it catchy. And because your a Pagan I feel the need to do this (no offense): *grabs a bucket of holy water and starts to throw droplets of it on CW's head with his hand* "The Power of Christ compels you! The Power of Christ compels you!"*grabs a bible and starts reading* And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats... okay that's enough. it should be pointed out that /he/ was not the one to bring up religion. he just happens to have a pic. of the bible in his sig, along with a christian message of christian message-ness. no harm done there. ....you do realize thats not a real bible passage, correct? are you referring to my sig again?
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 11:39 pm
Cale Darksun Alianna Naviri Cale Darksun Johnny Malone When a couple of guys told him they were Church going Christians he told them "Sin on Saturday. Church on Sunday" I find it catchy. And because your a Pagan I feel the need to do this (no offense): *grabs a bucket of holy water and starts to throw droplets of it on CW's head with his hand* "The Power of Christ compels you! The Power of Christ compels you!"*grabs a bible and starts reading* And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats... okay that's enough. it should be pointed out that /he/ was not the one to bring up religion. he just happens to have a pic. of the bible in his sig, along with a christian message of christian message-ness. no harm done there. ....you do realize thats not a real bible passage, correct? of course i know. no self respecting person has not seen that movie. i'm saying to can the religious jokes. it's now going over the borderline of tasteful. and as for your great grand uncle, i'm sorry, but that doesn't give any sound reason to 'hang' him yourself.
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 11:39 pm
Alianna Naviri Red_Ronin Celestia Whitesword Cale Darksun Celestia Whitesword Johnny Malone Sadly I've met people like that, coming home from a movie some friends and I met thsi man with a large cross on a street corner down town. When he found out we were Catholic he told us all we were going to Hell. We had to keep one of our more short tempered friends from attacking the man. It wasn't fun stressed I can imagine. No telling what they'd have in store for my li'l pagan butt, then. sweatdrop Pagan how? Eclectic with Odinist and wiccan tendencies. Odinist? as in norse (vicking) deities? tr00 dat. Yep. ^^ heart Now, can we move onto other things, please? confused
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 11:39 pm
Red_Ronin Cale Darksun Alianna Naviri Cale Darksun Johnny Malone When a couple of guys told him they were Church going Christians he told them "Sin on Saturday. Church on Sunday" I find it catchy. And because your a Pagan I feel the need to do this (no offense): *grabs a bucket of holy water and starts to throw droplets of it on CW's head with his hand* "The Power of Christ compels you! The Power of Christ compels you!"*grabs a bible and starts reading* And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats... okay that's enough. it should be pointed out that /he/ was not the one to bring up religion. he just happens to have a pic. of the bible in his sig, along with a christian message of christian message-ness. no harm done there. ....you do realize thats not a real bible passage, correct? are you referring to my sig again? No, the reading out of the bible bit is a joke on the Catholic practice of Exorcism. While Johnny anoints the cursed with holy water, I was reading from the bible, both parts of the ritual. It was just a continuation of the CW pagan joke.
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 11:40 pm
Red_Ronin Cale Darksun Alianna Naviri Cale Darksun Johnny Malone When a couple of guys told him they were Church going Christians he told them "Sin on Saturday. Church on Sunday" I find it catchy. And because your a Pagan I feel the need to do this (no offense): *grabs a bucket of holy water and starts to throw droplets of it on CW's head with his hand* "The Power of Christ compels you! The Power of Christ compels you!"*grabs a bible and starts reading* And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats... okay that's enough. it should be pointed out that /he/ was not the one to bring up religion. he just happens to have a pic. of the bible in his sig, along with a christian message of christian message-ness. no harm done there. ....you do realize thats not a real bible passage, correct? are you referring to my sig again? No he is refering to his Monty Python quote.
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 11:42 pm
Cale Darksun Red_Ronin Cale Darksun Alianna Naviri Cale Darksun Johnny Malone When a couple of guys told him they were Church going Christians he told them "Sin on Saturday. Church on Sunday" I find it catchy. And because your a Pagan I feel the need to do this (no offense): *grabs a bucket of holy water and starts to throw droplets of it on CW's head with his hand* "The Power of Christ compels you! The Power of Christ compels you!"*grabs a bible and starts reading* And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats... okay that's enough. it should be pointed out that /he/ was not the one to bring up religion. he just happens to have a pic. of the bible in his sig, along with a christian message of christian message-ness. no harm done there. ....you do realize thats not a real bible passage, correct? are you referring to my sig again? No, the reading out of the bible bit is a joke on the Catholic practice of Exorcism. While Johnny anoints the cursed with holy water, I was reading from the bible, both parts of the ritual. It was just a continuation of the CW pagan joke. i see.
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 11:42 pm
Cripes.
You people need to ease up.
Me and Johnny are catholics.
We were Molested by priests, beaten by nuns, and are told by our own religious doctrine that we're damned to hell no matter what we do but that we need to keep kissing God's a** anyway just because its in his mercy to let us live.
If theres anyone who deserves the right to joke about religion, its us.
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 11:47 pm
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 11:48 pm
Alright so a non-religious topic: I just saw Green Street Hooligans,starring Elijah Wood, about British Football Hooligans, anyone seen it? And more importantly what do people think about the greatest manilest sport on earth, Real Football (soccer to the rest of you)
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 11:49 pm
muslims have it a lot worse off in many ways, just along the lines of religious doctrine alone. if you follow your religion, then quite whining about how miserable it is. i went through 9 years of catholic school and went from being religious to agnostic, but i haven't lost much respect for the religion. it's much more reasonable than it's made out to be most of the time, and if i absolutely had to choose any christian bible-following religion it would have to be catholics.
that said, it seems so rare to find level-headed religious people these days, and by that i mean people who have faith in and are proud of their beliefs and don't shove it down everyone's throat, that it's quite rude to jump into it all without the slightest provocation.
*deep breath* sorry.
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