Lines You'll Never Hear

[GaijinGuy36]

Darth Vader: *Koo-haa* I just wish the power of the Dark side...*Koo-haa* could cure my asthma.  

[Sol Walker]

Hal: Thee tae beam doon, Keptin?  

[ElladanKenet]

%$#@! yourself, you will.

- Yoda to a 501st Trooper at the Jedi Temple, while stabbing  

[Darkened Angel]

Obi-Wan: Kriffing Sith!
Anakin: ... Master?
Obi-Wan: Shut up and just turn into Darth Vader already. I'm tired of lugging you around while messing with these damnable Sith wannabes.  

[Ageha-tan]

"You were at Galidraan...tell me, how did one mere man kill so many of your kind?"
"With his bare hands"
"What a badass..."
―Darth Sidious and Darth Tyranus, speaking of Jango Fett  

[Ageha-tan]

"Nice tits!"
-Luke Skywalker, upon seeing Norika  

[Nelowulf]

Since DA brought it up....


Vossa: Remember, remember, the fifth of november, the blastergas treason and plot. I know of no reason why the blastergas treason, should ever be forgot....  

[ElladanKenet]

"Man, I gotta use the fresher..."

- Han's thoughts while in carbonate  

[Nelowulf]

Id: I hate salt.  

[ElladanKenet]

Crap, my worry-organ is leaking. Excuse me.

-Nute Gunray  

[Nelowulf]

Jawa cow: Moo-tini!  

[ElladanKenet]

I just got my armor dyed pink.

- Jango Fett  

[Des Voh]

Admiral Ackbar: How convenient, they never suspected a thing. biggrin  

[ElladanKenet]

It's not a trap!

- Ackbar  

[ll Venomous ll]

"dang 3PO bolts and nuts!"

-Luke after having his hand cut off