magical soda machine

[Lost Retort]

gets a handful of ashes



inserts a black and white coat  

[MystiBlu]

Gets two tickets to the policeman's ball.....

reinserts the tickets  

[Joeyfish5]

Gets a hot date

inserts two tickets to the movies  

[killercloud94]

gets a night alone watching a movie on the couch
inserts a sad movie  

[Joeyfish5]

gets me cuddlin up to a hot date on the couch watching a sad movie

inserts a bowl of popcorn  

[Lost Retort]

gets a bag that instantly bursts into fire
*agh!!!!*


inserts ashes that smell like butter  

[Joeyfish5]

Gets a nice bowl of warm popcorn

inserts the bowl of popcorn  

[Lost Retort]

gets two bowls full of perfect popcorn.

finally!!! no ashes

*machine dumps load of ashes on my head*

"i'm not amused machine"


dumps water into the machine  

[Joeyfish5]

water is dumped on to joey

wtf


puts oil in the machine and throws a lit match in  

[tigris cobaltchaos]

*walks up to soda machine*
uh why is it smoking?
receives......ah my eyes!!!

inserts something sorry i can not see  

[Joeyfish5]

*joes stuck in the machine*

Helpz someone put me in here helps!  

[kizuria]

*recieves joeys shoe.*
ill help you!*inserts giant brenard rescue dog*  

[Joeyfish5]

*gets sanit barned puslh toy*

wtf i need help not toys!

*inserts the toy*  

[kizuria]

*gets domo doll* ok,im not going 2 question that..
*inserts a lifepreserver*  

[Joeyfish5]

*Gets water rushinig in*

wtf

*inserts more pleas for help*